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You dumb remedial MFers lost at least 2 of 3 to the cellar dwellers.  You had one job.  This is why people laugh at your "hare loses to tortoise" crap.
 

 
You happy channeling your inner Rachel Phelps, Farte?  We ain't laughing.
 

You dumb remedial MFers lost at least 2 of 3 to the cellar dwellers.  You had one job.  This is why people laugh at your "hare loses to tortoise" crap.
 

 
You happy channeling your inner Rachel Phelps, Farte?  We ain't laughing.
 

Blues Brothers did the best job satirizing them.
“I hate Illinois Nazis.”
 

Because Rob Manfred is doing to the game what Fred Durst did to alternative rock in the late 90s.
 

On top of all that, against our old GM.  The series win and season for Mets serves you right, Eppler.  Good forking riddance.

Didn't watch the game but I got some Memorial Day weekend one year deal for Peacock at $19.99.  Haven't watched much except for some Murder, She Wrote episodes.

Great job by Canning!
Rengifo continues to rake in the lead off spot.
But, WTF Moore and Lopez????
Moore with his first mini-slump stretch this year 
Still, Meatloaf’s song applies to this weekend.

On top of that, towards our ex GM.  Serves him right.

Eddie Murray
Tim Lincecum

Kinda nice to play a team that's even worse than us.

Yep, my sarcastic user ID is still as relevant as ever.

 

Christ, last season Reds would beat this remedial team.  Teams getting better left and right yet the FO keeps sabotaging us.

And Devil Hernandez keeps getting it wrong.
https://fansided.com/2023/08/20/braves-broadcast-angel-hernandez-marcell-ozuna/
Speaking of Yanks, an even worse call, no matter who you root for.
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/08/20/yankees-red-sox-bad-call-by-umpire-ripped-by-mlb-fans

Ya love to see it. Way to go Stanks. 

Winning 1 out of 3 isn't gonna get the Angels closer to .500. 3rd place Seattle is disappearing over the horizon. Not to mention Houston, Texas and the present WC leaders.

Yankees losing is always a good thing

That makes me feel a little better about the Angels.

It's August and the Yankees are below 500 and in last place.
 

LTBU!
Series sweep avoided!

I see George Santos is our new GM.

He saved what I was anticipating for last.  Worth it.

 

So last night was the ESPY's and Shohei Ohtani won the best MLB award on the show. 
I didn't watch it, but seeing clips on social media got me to thinking of Norm MacDonald's (RIP) fire monologue that wouldn't play these days with everyone being so sensitive thanks to the far left woke and those on a crusade to bring racism back.
Anyhow, enjoy. This was quite the roast. 
 

Lest we never forget this classic Paul Reubens cameo in Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams from 1981.

Sucks that I have to post Nolte going ballistic again.  How bad can it get?
 

SELL
THE
TEAM
CHEAPSKATE
FARTE