cals

I don't know. I'm sure there are democrat AW members that would make assumptions about my genitals because of the firearms I own.

At least he has a jew fro

boy are you in for some surprises the next time you come to an aw.com gathering.

This seems like a good place for this story. Back in the late 90s I had a Filipino supervisor named Romeo Castro. He had an accent but it wasn't too thick. He was a bit nuts but I enjoyed working for him.
We had a guy named Jafek transfer into the shop. He united us in our dislike of him, he was the textbook definition of a whiney bitch. Whenever Castro would assign him to do something he'd say "ja-FUCK, go out there and do that inspection." Jafek would reply "It's JA-fick! My name's pronounced JA-fick!" Castro would then say "That's what's I'm saying. ja-FUCK! Now get out there and get to work." Jafek would mumble and head out to do a half-assed job.
As soon as he was out of the shop Castro would look at me and say "man, I fucking hate JA-fick." Cracked me up every time.
Asians, man.
 
Edit: Romeo, not Romero.

I wonder how much accidental traffic "tickpick.com" gets.

McDonald's isn't in charge of nutrition reform

I would think this would be a subject where you'd want a person to be soft and not hard.
 
 

It would be such a shame if people couldn't have high-capacity magazines anymore. I mean, how else will we defend ourselves when ISIS and Obama's Army storm our neighborhoods?

Everyone knows it's this guy
 
 

judging by thread title alone, i guessed way wrong on who created this thread.
apologies to calscuf.

I've been called Gee-Off on more than one occasion.
Glen just calls me Godfrey 
 
 
 

Holy shit. Are you trying to use 'the Biden rule?' As a gotcha. 
Damn. Where the hell were you a year ago...oh wait, you were still a bernster. 

The reason nothing got done was because the Republicans obstructed Obama for eight years, but that was OK...right?
Oh, I get it, it's OK for cons to obstruct Obama at every turn. It's even OK to shut down the government and threaten our credit rating..that's OK as long as Republicans do it. Mitch McConnell said that his main mission was to make Obama a one term president, that was OK also. His main concern wasn't terrorist or the security of America..it was to play political games.
It was even OK for that asshole to shout out that Obama was a liar at the SOTU Address.
Enough is enough, Democrats need to get tough with Republicans just as they did with Democrats..what comes around goes around and if Democrats that are in Congress can't stand up and fight then it's time to replace them with people that will, otherwise the Republicans will run over them just like they did when they shut down the government and failed to live up to their Constitutional requirements when they refused to consider Garland. Cons haven't complained about only having 8 justices for over a year, so they shouldn't mind going another year or two.

Is anyone else surprised by our plans for Valubena? It appears much of his playing time will come at first base...
"It looks like C.J. Cron is going to have to fight for his at-bats this year.
After officially inking Luis Valbuena to a two-year, $15-million deal with a mutual option on Tuesday, Angels general manager Billy Eppler said Valbuena will see significant playing time at first base."
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/deal-742042-angels-completed.html
I find it strange for a couple of reasons. Firstly, Cron is probably a better hitter going forward. Marte might be too. But more than that, Valbuena can play at positions where he can be much more valuable. Fangraphs' projections put him down for a 97 wRC+ this year, which is fine for a second or third baseman but pretty terrible for a 1B. I didn't mind the signing when it was assumed Valbuena would spend most of his time at 2B/3B, but if we were looking for 1B help I can't help but wonder if Chris Carter would have been a better and cheaper option. I know Valbuena gets value from his versatility, but if the plan is for him to spend "significant playing time" at 1B much of that will be lost to us.

I don't think you appreciate these times of political existentialism.

If you can't make up your mind maybe you're the imbecile?
 

We need to sign Ralston Schmidt Jr.

facts be damned...it's the media