Bobster7587

Now the Braves need to sign Fister to complete their rotation.
Fister, Colon, then throw in some Dickey.
I'm 4.

The Braves will start the 2017 season with a revitalized Dickey and Colon

Then he'll sign a 10 year extension to manage in the new Scioscia Stadium.  The house the Fat Man built.

Yea what a dick, doing what most of you do on here every single day.  

I don't think I've ever been so intrigued by a thread title. What a ridiculous story. Sounds like Sale has some crazy anger issues. 

Matt Thaiss
MattThaiss
MatThaiss
Mathaiss
Mathiss
Mathis!!!!!!

Two cholos going at it. They'll make up in the bathtub later.

Damn, if I was still in University Place, I would definitely be there!
PS - For those talking about The Tacoma Aroma, it is still alive and well. 

High

Lincecum, Weaver, and Wilson at the top of our rotation definitely make us prohibitive favorites for the 2011 World Series.

Sad to miss it this year, since the wife and I just moved back to Nor Cal. For those considering it, it's a great time! Glad to hear the water level is higher, there was a lot of butt dragging last year. The shuttle service is a great idea too!

Bad....Tropeano, Choi, and every prospect sucks.
 
Good...we get to mock ScottyAllen about it.

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

Limit jokesters? This board would die.

Hi,
 
I'm Lee. Pleasure. 

Victorious Ghost died and then came back to life and dedicated his life to hunting ghost sharks (this makes absolutely no sense to you but just nod your head).
Bumpy became Taylor

Btw CALZONE aka Claude is the real admin of this site. We just let Chuck play pretend because he has a killer tan and looks like a buffer version of the blonde dude from Karate Kid.
It all works out.

we have an idiot waiting list.  it's by raw number as opposed to percentage.  
 
we try to use IAR (idiot above replacement) as our primary stat in determining whether you get added to major league roster.  

who left the side gate open?  
 
anyway, the keg is in the back corner, the dog's name Notti and he bites.  
 
oh, and stay off of Chuck's couch.  

He is here. He now goes by the name CALZONE

damn, now i want In n Out

What an effing joke. This whole off season makes no sense if we're not going after a legit LF. Wtf.

What an effing joke. This whole off season makes no sense if we're not going after a legit LF. Wtf.

I applied for "Peanut Washer".

Dumbshit lol