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Adell is carrying the team.

This might be the greatest lineup ever assembled

this lineup hurts my soul.
 
and i never thought i'd say this, but it's making me miss david mckinnon.

Just called up, Angels are his 4th team this year, career .192 hitter, and is hitting cleanup lol

That's when I say: " When she decides, have her give me a call. "

Walsh and Stassi shouldn't be on the team next year

Walsh and Stassi shouldn't be on the team next year

Walsh and Stassi shouldn't be on the team next year

I remember when we complained about Mathis being the worst player ever. I think Rojas has him beat by orders of magnitude

I'm thinking Adell too. Would somehow be on brand

Pictures rich guy pulling out pen, clicking it open, saying "where do I sign?"
Sees bottom of the lineup.... clicks pen closed.... does the courtesy "do you have a card? Let me talk it over with my wife."

That's asking for a lot. Probably narrows the pool down to about 4 people, none of whom are close to billionaires

That would be a shame

You know it 

Some random billionaire(s) we’ve never heard of but will come to learn and love

Well at least Carpino will be gone. That alone will do wonders to this team

What do you mean? They have juggernauts like Jose Rojas ready to pinch hit in close games and strike fear in the heart of any opposing closer

Can someone do a welfare check on @Stradling?

I don't.  Especially the last part. 

Albert Pujols

Shohei wasn't traded because he's a massive asset Moreno needed to help the sale. 

Best news I've heard today. Elon is a doofus, I'm hoping for a Russian oligarch or Saudi oil money instead. 

He might be the only billionaire more delusional than Arte.