Crampknees

Reason we have Jon Stewart is so we never have to watch these other guys.  

Reason we have Jon Stewart is so we never have to watch these other guys.  

Reason we have Jon Stewart is so we never have to watch these other guys.  

This goes to my argument though which is proof.  Those days it was pretty easy for them to spot who was black. Last golf trip I gave a couple guys a hug I hadn't seen in years at the airport as we went to separate flights.  What if they wouldn't let me on the plane and I was stuck in south Carolina, I was not impressed with Myrtle Beach.  This year we are going to Orlando, what happens if they see me wearing mickey mouse ears?

Funny part is you may suspect a couple is gay but how do you really prove it.  I have been many places over my life and still never seen two dudes 69 on the counter at the Waffle House.  More typical backwards thinking and the GOP needs to rein it in or else they are doomed again. 

I have no problem at all with people owning a business deciding who they want to serve.  I just scratch my head when people in govt. coming up with these ideas are the same who say keep the govt. out of our lives.  This isn't a bible thing to me but more of make up your freaking mind already. 

I have no problem at all with people owning a business deciding who they want to serve.  I just scratch my head when people in govt. coming up with these ideas are the same who say keep the govt. out of our lives.  This isn't a bible thing to me but more of make up your freaking mind already. 

Well depends.  If the Tea Party is in charge Jeb needs to pull in Bachmann to his if they want to beat the  Trump/Jesus ticket. 

I read the title wrong.  thought it said he was getting his fastball up to 8.5mph. 

I read the title wrong.  thought it said he was getting his fastball up to 8.5mph. 

Yes he does, I explained it to him in Farsi then we canoodled sharing a coke. 

Yes he does, I explained it to him in Farsi then we canoodled sharing a coke. 

Yes he does, I explained it to him in Farsi then we canoodled sharing a coke. 

Oh and if any of you get someone on the phone who doesn't speak good English, just drink a Coke and they will come in clearer. 

It doesn't matter because even if it is someone decent the nut job Tea Party will step in, undermining their own party and they will parade someone out there even a two legged cat can beat. 

I am so afraid of heights like that I couldn't even finish watching the video. 

I want to play so bad.  Seriously, frozen in Texas and tarps on greens for days and days, WTF?  I am not sure when MT ever gets to play if it is like this here. 
 
Last I played was our little club championship 6 weeks ago.  No this isn't Riviera or Sherwood but about 50 players there between open and net division at our little course.  I am in net obviously, open guys were usual low 70's, couple guys had under 70 one of the days. 
 
First day not too bad, shot 84 with 6 three putts and was in the running (my handicap is 14). Got closest to pin on 185 par 3 even against the open guys. 
 
Second day started with a 7,4,8,4,5,8....wanted to fake an injury and leave but ran into the cart girl at around 9:30am on the 7th tee.  There are two sisters out there, one a brunette and one a blonde who are beautiful and always run up and hug you.  I got a hug and then she said you need beer. Grabbed some heinekin and went birdie, par, birdie.  Finished front 45. Started the back birdie, par, birdie, par and limped in a 38 for an 83.  
 
Took second in net division and won one of those Taylor Made SLDR driver things, now have another driver I can't hit and an Odyssey Versa putter for the closest to the hole.   
 
Hi, my name is Kurt and when I golf I am an alcoholic or it doesn't work.  

I want to play so bad.  Seriously, frozen in Texas and tarps on greens for days and days, WTF?  I am not sure when MT ever gets to play if it is like this here. 
 
Last I played was our little club championship 6 weeks ago.  No this isn't Riviera or Sherwood but about 50 players there between open and net division at our little course.  I am in net obviously, open guys were usual low 70's, couple guys had under 70 one of the days. 
 
First day not too bad, shot 84 with 6 three putts and was in the running (my handicap is 14). Got closest to pin on 185 par 3 even against the open guys. 
 
Second day started with a 7,4,8,4,5,8....wanted to fake an injury and leave but ran into the cart girl at around 9:30am on the 7th tee.  There are two sisters out there, one a brunette and one a blonde who are beautiful and always run up and hug you.  I got a hug and then she said you need beer. Grabbed some heinekin and went birdie, par, birdie.  Finished front 45. Started the back birdie, par, birdie, par and limped in a 38 for an 83.  
 
Took second in net division and won one of those Taylor Made SLDR driver things, now have another driver I can't hit and an Odyssey Versa putter for the closest to the hole.   
 
Hi, my name is Kurt and when I golf I am an alcoholic or it doesn't work.  

Tank, have someone I know running for congress.  I gave some money and put the sign in the yard and he says going to make changes.   I really should have just reminded him that once he gets there he will be rendered useless, stay home with your family and get in some golf. 

Always great the work you do Dave.  If you ever need help in the future let me know.  We can expand it to 51 and I will start working on Mulder now. 

Pretty much it and the more we go down that road the more anything any party does will be a complete disaster.  Other people than the ones we blame for everything make money off us.  That is my conspiracy theory but it is getting more evident.  No money for the people pulling the strings, no Obamacare would ever make it. 
 
You guys always look at is as giving stuff away.  Ever think of there are a few who are going to take it all? And no not Obama. I know you guys will think I am loon but go ahead and keep thinking we are just facing Dems against Reps. Nothing ever happens anymore unless there are a select few to profit from it.....I have to go black Escalades in front of my house. 

I beat Chuck twice and Peter so in my mind I already won the league. 

North Korea's version of hunger games. 

If there are any private contract firms left over there billing the govt. then it is still successful. 

Marijuana is without a doubt a performance enhancing drug.  I smoke it you bet I am getting into a hot dog eating contest.