Ordos

Two first names.

A padre is a father and a father is a parent. Duh.
Wake up sheeple!

Something something lasagna. 

In before someone says in before 

Justin "0 for Bour"

I can still hear Tad and his “Let’s Go Angels!” chants in my head

the red is the outline VG added.

True story. Usher was a Jeter loving snowflake.

It was Carls Jr and his name was Deniz.  

That was great.
Red Sox fan cruise was pretty epic as well.

Yeah, I meant RMunkee.  I only remember him as

What about RMunkee? I think he had a little dislike of Vlad, just a little.

Let's not forget the 2, no wait, 3, no wait, 4, no let's go to 5 epic past posters.  Whose names are well enough known, that just speaking them has meaning. 
The name who should never be spoken.  The Wise man.  - From the old board.  I think his name was Lee.  He was the wise man that would have the strangest theories.  Then argue 10 pages about it.
Lifetime.  No.  You are wrong.  etc.  The argumentative one that makes Lou look like a saint.  He would never say why anyone was incorrect.  
Air.  This is more of a friendly ribbing that he is older than it.  
Monkey.  Not the current M0nkey.  Another argumentative dude that usually made no sense.  Mostly depicted by a picture of a monkey upchucking.
And finally Tad.  I think that was his name, it's been so long.  Let's put it this way, he was way too big into wrestling.  Even more than AO.  

"A little birdie told me"...
Chuck must've had some inside info on a big trade or signing and got everyone's hope up, but it ended up being nothing or something really insignificant. 

Edge: Lowell
Before the 2009 ALDS, some dumbass reporter (maybe Jerry Crasnick?) wrote an article comparing the Angels and Red Sox, position by position. Each evaluation was concluded with "Edge: [Player]" to signify which team had a better player at that position. Most of them were fair, but the writer totally derailed his credibility by comparing Chone Figgins (who was coming off his best season) and Mike Lowell (on the downside of his career) at 3B, and then giving the edge to Lowell.
Just found the article. Looks like it was Pedro Gomez: http://www.espn.com.au/boston/columns/story?columnist=gomez_pedro&id=4531541

Ghost Shark was a thread where Victorious Ghost took a picture of a cloud he thought looked like a shark.  It lead to a year of us all making fun of him and posting other objects we saw in clouds.  Usually it was just a could and we would make up what we saw in it.  I miss Vic posting on here because he was a cool cat.  He had all of these cool home remedies.  Also he died once, but he came back to life.  

Ghost Shark

On a picture of Frankie Rodriguez.  
Ralston became the best player to ever put on an Angels uniform - his feats are legendary.

“I agree”
Generally means you’re fucked

"skus" or "Jeter skus" - A board member (Was it  @FabulousFabregas?)  Got thrown out of an Angel game. I believe the story goes: He kept saying "Jeter Sucks!" at the game, then got a warning from an usher. Then he said "Jeter skus!" and got thrown out? Something to that effect. 
"Your and idoit" - Someone was ranting and mis-typed "You're an idiot" and this took off. Haven't seen anyone use this one in a while. 
Kelvin Escobar's Tripod / Tripod thread  - Epic thread of pics of Kelvin's supposed huge dong. Does this thread still exist!? 
There are a few others that I faintly remember but can't recall details - "Shitting on Chuck's couch" and "I drive two Porsches!" 

Craig - posting something that has already been posted.

Finally a gold-glove caliber CF.