Keener

8 hours ago, calscuf said:

I would help you, assuming my wife said ok.  That way I could make jokes like “I remember when you had a little deck” and “your deck got a lot bigger because of me” and “your deck feels really good when I put my butt on it”.

And you could say “using your caulk was a good idea” and “you sure know how to handle your caulk” and “when you squeezed your caulk on my deck and the white stuff came out it really helped fill my crack”

As a guy in the building industry, you are almost there.  Use "I get paid to rub my caulk all day" when you are prepping a house for paint.

9 minutes ago, Lou said:

 

Nice find.

"I" don't know shit about fuck. 

So close...

Indigenous 

Or fucknugget.

15 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Pastimes? 

 

Dammit.

Public school.

Almost finished, two.

 

I mean too.

F*#k!

Lucky for you, it was pas/fail.

You know who you should blame?

That bitch Carole Baskin, down in Florida.

Posted on reddit

I am amazed, confused, and impressed that their first post after joining Angelswin is asking medical advice on a thread that has been inactive for over 2 years.  Is it a longtime poster with a new name?

14 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

You will all be happy to know that COVID-19 has been completely eradicated, prayed away by Kenneth Copeland. Back to your lives, everyone.
 

 

I love that he has a hype man.

So, then what is the square of an Electric Boogaloo?  Asking for a friend.

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

lol damn, this country is a shithole. 

Sad but true, lol.

I've also learned that Memphis is probably better off without me...

With no sports on tv to fill the evening "watch whatever" quota, i have found myself watching way too much The First 48. 

What the hell is going on in Tulsa?

That stuff works wonders.  Saves my hands when working outdoors in cold/rain/snow.

2 hours ago, red321 said:

oh, but one of my bigger fucking nitpicks about this whole thing...hands are a dried out mess from all this hand washing

1 hour ago, Tank said:

does this mean the same as "my promo code didn't work"?

Pretty close.  It would be an effective way to communicate to your students that you are working the bugs out with your Zoom interface.

8 hours ago, Lou said:

Ruth is one of my favorite characters ever. 

"You don't know shit about fuck."

6 hours ago, Tank said:

i've seen several mentions of this on twitter. what's the big fuss over this guy?

Its a white trash trainwreck, everyone involved is more unbelievable than the next.  There are no good guys, just craziness in every direction.  Can't look away.

Today we watched Tiger King.  Truth is so much stranger than fiction.  You would be laughed at if you suggested these real people as Hollywood characters.  Blows me away that Joe Exotic willingly recorded everything that he did.  

Ozark, season 3.  So when is season 4?  We had a true lockdown day, and binged the whole damn thing.  

I really enjoy that show.  Im surprised that the guy who plays Ben isn't more popular. He was pretty good in Banshee too.  Ruth is a scene stealer again.

Watching 09 game 7 on nbcs.  Pens/wings.  I had kind of forgotten what an intense one that was.  Im stressing almost 11 years after the fact.  Max Talbot.  Superstar.

All members of the red sox are suspended until may at the earliest...

5 minutes ago, mulwin444 said:

Both my wife and I had been sent home to work as of last Thursday.  Luckily, both of our jobs allow this option and I have been able to mimic my set up from my office with a couple of monitors, a docking station and a Skype phone from work.  The kids are off school indefinitely.  With the last update saying "out until May 4th", they may as well cancel the rest of the in-person school year and just have everything done online.

It's a weird existence and it's only been 4 days.

It was a WTF! moment for me when i realized my 10 year old is about to start online schooling.

On 3/19/2020 at 9:44 PM, Lou said:

At the red house. .

 

 

Holy shit, it's real?  I thought i was out of the loop on a joke.  

Still remember playing pool at my grandparents as a kid.  Cousins and i playing The Gambler over and over on the gigantic cabinet console record player.