Adam

there are geniousous on every side

People used to drink and bang in college.

Shitty day for that bird considering he had gone into ST in the best shape of his life. 

McCain had zero chance in 2008 after 8 years of Bush...he picked Palin as a hail mary to try and poach some Clinton primary supporters. To borrow a line from the talking yam...Obama could have shot someone on 5th avenue and still been elected.
 
McCain is a politician through and through...his maverick stance is utter bullshit and a media creation...hell, look at how he bootlicked for Bush after the racist campaign they ran against him in South Carolina. Watch how he cozies up to Trump, even after Trump called him a coward and questioned his integrity.
 
What I remember most from McCain's campaign is his inability to deal with crisis...how he suspended his campaign because of the financial crisis and rushed back to DC to sit on his hands...and how he famously proclaimed we were all Georgians...though I'll be damned if I remember why we were all part of some backwards ass country in the far flung reaches of the former Soviet Union.
 
I respect McCain for his service...I even respected McCain when he ran the first time...before he either realized he would never be president with his mavericky attitude or stop pretending to be one.

well hurry up, amigo. there's a secret handshake and a decoder ring that you need to --- nevermind, may have said too much.

He'll be a pretty solid WNBA player when his MLB career is over

that happened to Weaver the other day.  
 
 
 
the bird hit a double.  

His shape changed greatly after being hit with the fastball.

Shitty day for that bird considering he had gone into ST in the best shape of his life. 

Good:
 
1. AO self bans himself 4 days after opening day and pops up again at the Trade Deadline only to get frustrated and self bans himself yet again for the entire remaining 2016 and 2017 seasons only to return on December 23rd after the Halos sign Josh Reddick.
2. Most of the good guys have good years.
 
Meh:
 
1. CJ Wilson comes back in July and runs off 6 straight quality starts. He still ends up with a losing record and an ERA over 4.8 strikes out 100 and walks 100 in 85 innings
2. Gio hits .280 with 60 rbi's and wins Team MVP! Only to have a chopper hit him in the sack and we lose in Walk Off fashion on the last day of the 2016 Season. The Astros win the AL West by 1 game.
3. Simmons hits .320!!! But, forgets how to play defense ends the season as our DH.
4. Most of the meh guys have meh years.
 
Bad:
 
1. Weaver throws a 82mph fastball and his arm rolls out of its socket like a slinky. 
2. Sven eats a bad meatball and is out with food poisoning for 6 weeks starting in July. Bud Black leads the Halos back to within 2 games of 1st only to collapse when the Chief returns. Who later sends Bud back to the FO for showing him up.
3. Most of the bad guys have bad years.       

Won't surprise me, but probably will surprise some...  I'm expecting good things from Morin and Rasmus. 

Good - Ticket prices and availability will be very fan friendly by mid-summer
 
Bad - The baseball team

There was that one against us in the '09 ALCS that would have been an out in Anaheim....hard to forget that one 

He'll be a pretty solid WNBA player when his MLB career is over

I assume our line-ups will be similar this week. This is the worst group of 8 golfers I could imagine drafting. 

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So, during Jeter's farewell tour, Trout and Pujols presented him with a custom surfboard.
 
For Arod, I think it's fitting to re-sign Paul McAnulty to a one day contract and have him present him a $5 gift card to Carl's Jr.

I wonder if the Angels will honor him by giving a painting of Jeter.

It means his only redeeming quality were his stats. He wasn't a good team mate, and he cheated. I'm shocked you need this explained. He wasn't a likable guy. He wasn't great with the fans or the media. He threw his team mate under the bus when he got caught. I love his stats, but he's kind of a fraud and that's putting it nicely.

Me too

Me too.

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