Ray McKigney

Imagine when he sobered up for the first time in years and realized he married a Sasquatch. Kids: don't do drugs.

No mention of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup??

Walt Disney's Double Penetration C*ckblasts 3 is a classic.

Yeah, that was annoying as hell. Why did they keep cutting to shots of the crowd in that section. They did it about 50 times during the broadcast. Like anybody gives a crap about that? That was really strange. Whoever had that idea, along with the person that allowed it to happen, should be fired. 

Looks like paradise. Just don't start posting about how much you love the Brewers and Ryan Braun. Good luck! 

The Oneders 

Is that Clay Aiken?

They're already in Anaheim, that's pretty much the same thing.

Writing it on pink paper does soften the tone a bit.

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

My brother's a huge Dodgers fan and I said the same exact thing to him yesterday. What they're doing is incredible, but it's about a month too early in the season. They're going to limp into the playoffs. 

Never hated the Dodgers. I used to watch and root for the Dodgers when I was growing up.

When he kept shaking off Conger and then threw a fastball right down the middle to Carter, who then hit the 3-run HR, that was the worst pitching I've ever seen. Rojas even commented on it. He said something like, "He shook off every pitch and then threw him a fast ball right down the middle--which is the only pitch Carter can hit." Blanton is one of the worst pitchers I've ever seen. It's sickening that he's making 7mil dollars this season. 

Maybe Riley Cooper had just watched a Quentin Tarantino flick right before he got to that concert. This whole thing is being blown out of proportion. He shouldn't have said it, but people do stupid things when they're drinking. I'm just sick of seeing stories about it everywhere I look.  

Night Shift

Hahaha!!!!! You f*** with the bull, you get the horns.

Hahaha!!!!! You f*** with the bull, you get the horns.

Hahaha!!!!! You f*** with the bull, you get the horns.

I'm sure they would give them two. They are two completely different people. They just happen to be stuck together. I think the rule for giving out bobbleheads is that, as long as they have two heads and two brains, then that means they are two separate people and should get two bobbleheads. I'm not 100% sure about this, but it seems like it would make sense. It would be interesting to see the policy of the different organizations throughout the league on the disbursement of bobbleheads to conjoined twins. I guarantee that in Minnesota they would give them two.

Hahaha!!!!! You f*** with the bull, you get the horns.

Hahaha!!!!! You f*** with the bull, you get the horns.