TobiasFunke

Check your 2008 spank bank to see. I know she's in there.

Check your 2008 spank bank to see. I know she's in there.

Something like call Taiwan?

It probably DEFINITELY has nothing to do with him waiting to build luxury hotels in the country. Nothing at all.

"His mama call him Leibowitz, Imma call him Leibowitz"

Trump is filling the swamp with alligators.

He's about the only politician who's shining a light on this.
 
 

"Out of chaos comes order."
- Blazing Saddles

If Steve Bannon, on the taxpayer payroll sitting yards from the Oval Office doesn't concern you, it should
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/analysis-breitbart-s-steve-bannon-leads-alt-right-white-house-n683316
Bannon's ascension is the clearest sign yet that Trump will maintain his ties to the populist white nationalism that helped propel him to the White House against overwhelming opposition from party leaders and traditional media....
For all the whining about safe spaces from the right, hard to imagine a bigger group of friggen pansies...stop being mean by pointing out I voted for someone who ran a racist campaign...
 
 

Pardon her of what? Pardons are for people convicted of a crime not those accused . 

Drain the swamp by elevating them to higher positions?

If you're going to buy 2 and 3 you might as well end up buying 1. The entire trilogy is such that, a trilogy. Would you want to watch Empire and Jedi without wanting to watch A New Hope?

If you're going to buy 2 and 3 you might as well end up buying 1. The entire trilogy is such that, a trilogy. Would you want to watch Empire and Jedi without wanting to watch A New Hope?

Yesterday was "N7 Day" (11/7) for fans of the Mass Effect franchise.  BioWare dumped a huge bunch of info - including a intro trailer, box design, multiplayer beta signups, the "Andromeda Initiative" player interactive, Gameinformer preview - and they announced a gameplay preview for 12/01.  As a big fan of the original trilogy, I'm definitely looking forward to this one.  If you still have the previous games, they are all now backwards compatible on XBox One including all previously purchased DLC.    

When your team only has 35% possession does the manager come out and say it was actually 42%?

That was a couple of weeks ago.
No it didn't feel good.
 

The whole "Russia evil, U.S. good" mentality is the biggest joke ever.  Really, hasn't the U.S. been the biggest bully for the 60 years?

Of course he won't build a wall because he can't afford it and I don't care about that anyway.  The dude gets into Twitter feuds over the most petty shit and sues everyone.  That is the person you want leading our foreign policy.  Cool.

I will remember this for the "religion of peace" posts

Just remember, folks: the Republican party wants you to know that the man the Republican party nominated for president does not represent the Republican party.

Just want to go on record saying I love Sister Act 2

Vladimir Guerrero Offspring Night.
First 10,000 fans receive one of Vlad's kids.

"How to unburn a Hamilton jersey night" in Arlington.