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I hope the "i never punched her in the vagina" quote goes viral.

Everybody sells eventually...

Also Marshawn Lynch for his post game interviews alone.... Talkin about Ohtani taking care of his chicken, and Trout's mentals.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Broken nose and concussion vs 'my shoulder hurts a little' for a few hours. Calm down.

Wait until Lucroy is back and get HIM to throw the pitch. That way you don't waste a pitcher and Lucroy gets his own revenge ?

Jared Walsh logged an Ohtani today. This is a term I've coined to describe someone that had both hit a homerun and struck a batter out in the same game. While it is ironic that Ohtani himself has never Ohtani'd, I figure he will at some point in his career. 

I remember a while back there was a thread asking about the biggest surprise of the year for us.  At the end time most said La Stella which was obvious.  A handful of us mentioned Fletcher (who at the time had an OPS above .800).  I know in the modern era of baseball baseball unless you hit 20 plus HR's and have an OPS over 900 you'll be an after thought.  But, this is the first time that Mike Trout this deep in the season has lead the American League in RBI's.  We never had a true lead off man in front of him.  If you subtract HR's from runs scored, David Fletcher has 43 (only behind Trout with 44).  In other words, he gets on base and scores a lot of runs.  At this rate, Fletcher is on pace to have a WAR around 5.  IMHO, Fletcher deserved all-star consideration this year, but didn't have the pop or flash to draw the attention.  I believe next to Trout, David Fletcher has been our most valuable player.  

The injury or the level of hysteria in this thread?

or sent back to Salt Lake.

Today?

That'll be a nice change this year. Used to mean you're benched for the next game

That'll be a nice change this year. Used to mean you're benched for the next game

That'll be a nice change this year. Used to mean you're benched for the next game

That'll be a nice change this year. Used to mean you're benched for the next game