I'm actually impressed with how consistently bad this team is. I can check back in 30 years and they'll still be getting their asses handed to them by the Astros on the regular
I was in 9th grade. This was largely pre-internet days and I wasn't allowed to stay up late to watch the full games so I had to wake up every morning to catch Sportscenter.
Maybe they got him confused with Seiya and thought they were getting a great deal. Like the time I drafted the wrong Adrian Peterson in the 12th round.
Guess they'll have to fire half the remaining scouts and slash the minor league housing and lunch budget to pay the settlement. Times are tough these days, gotta tighten the belt.