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It seems like he actually gives a lot of shits. Too many in fact

41 minutes ago, James said:

Perry orders a Pittsburgh Salad daily. You all just don't understand how hard weight loss can be for some. 

The man's just cultivating mass. Just wait til he starts his cut

1 hour ago, Chuck said:

Perry needs to work in a salad every now and then. 

Or some amphetamines, like every other self respecting hard working executive

Just when I was thinking how I liked today's lineup with all the young guys they go and make this signing. 

28 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Are we sure the steals actually led to this injury? 

I spoke to my dog who's a Johns Hopkins-educated doctor and he said it was caused by striking out looking on a high fastball. 

1 minute ago, Docwaukee said:

not that I'd ever root for it, but we haven't had the #1 pick in awhile.  

Can't wait to get the single highest floor college bat in draft history and have him in the major league lineup the same night as the draft

1 minute ago, totdprods said:

Also injured!

Exactly. He's ready

Just now, Swiss Angel Fan said:

Time to let the kids play...

Like Adrianza

1 minute ago, T.G. said:

Mike Trout obviously doesn't like baseball and he doesn't care.

Maybe he just cares too much, and it us fans who have hurt him

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Yea, I’m not trolling people. 

10 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

His name is Perry

Matthew Perry?

Just now, Slegnaac said:

Cole Tucker looks like Otto the bus driver on the Simpsons.

 

My initial thought was Kenny G

The only batter that has done anything with runners on has been Adrianza, and he promptly committed a terrible baserunning error. Typical. 

Kraut strikes (out) again

This team could be sneaky if they didn't have the collective baseball IQ of a pigeon, but alas. 

Arte adds an extra week to his lifespan for every game the Angels lose. His power only continues to grow

Let Rengifo pitch or something. These relievers just suck

2 minutes ago, TheLordofOuts said:

Man, there is a huge opportunity for any pitcher in the Angel farm system to come up a seize a job in the show.  Hopefully, someone, anyone from AAA, AA, A, he'll even the ball boy can come up and get some outs. 

This team has the worst relief pitching scouting and development maybe in baseball history. I don't think what you're saying is possible. 

Just now, daygloman said:

Another one.

FUCK Morenoi!

I feel like the only reason Santana hasn't retired yet is because he wants to keep playing the Angels every year. 

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Hey Angel fans, if the starter shits the bed and you have to go to the pen in the 2nd, it’s going to be Suarez.  

There's gotta be long relievers out there with ERA's under 9

Just now, AngelsLakersFan said:

I had that thought too...

We've been saying this for like 2 years at this point

The worst part is that the offense is keeping this game close but Wash essentially conceded the game in the 2nd inning with Suarez

Just now, redoctober2002 said:

Lol... New York felt bad and considers this a make up call for the other day.

"We'll give you this one in a game you're gonna lose by 10 runs anyway. You're welcome."

Suarez is the Jeff Mathis of pitchers before everyone came to appreciate the impact Mathis had. Dude's gonna carve out a 15 year career with a 9 ERA