Pbonetheman

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Good news is he'll play against the Dodgers plenty next year. Even though he's on another team, he can still make me happy.

I just give them a roll of nickels before service to let them know I mean business.

That's what I get for not reading the entire thread

DiPuto

Being on both sides of this equation is something I have nightmares about. Beyond sad.

Keeping up with your friend's kids is not bad. It's just when the kid is a turd and they're shoveling him or her down everyone's throat. I don't have a FB for this reason, but will occasionally peruse my wife's account. I want to check on the ghetto cousins.

Agreed. I would say an over abundance of anything gets old: workout pics, Jesus, guns, food, wussy kids, etc. people need to diversify their interests.

The dual banana suckage was ill-advised.

To be fair most of this thread falls under nsfw.

Sex and the city for guys... Who is going to the premier dressed as turtle?

1st place tie! We're off to a fast start!

You need to expedite the process and include your social and account number.

If I were you I wouldn't go into your wife's closet. You might be scared.

Does an elderly neighbor bring a bowl and some shears?

Yeah, you're right. A truly skilled barber is the best way to go. The owner of the shop was as good as they come. Problem was I always seemed to get stuck with the apprentice guy because I go with the first barber available. That is my fault, I am probably one of the most awkward barbershop customer.

There's this place in LB that I go to / used to go to (plenty of them actually). I was more addicted to the straight razor than anything else. Some of the barbers were really talented, others only knew 2-3 different styles. The variance from haircut to haircut proved too great and I really couldn't tell the difference until I went home. The more scissors the better in my opinion.

I've had a $5.00 haircut from a Thai lady name Thu. She mowed a line in the side of my head. I've had a $7.00 haircut from a Korean dude that was picking his feet when I walked in. I left looking like chairman Mao. I've had a $10.00 haircut from great clips before going to Vegas. I wore a hat. I think the ideal amount to pay for a haircut is $15-20 with a $5 tip.

I wonder if you could get one of arod's escorts for 150$?

They pulled eh weight loss infomercial trick. The before pic is shot with poor lighting no makeup and a crappy camera. The after is glamor shot status and probably airbrushed. I still doubt pizza guy got laid.

Whenever they breakup there is always some homely friend in the the comments section trying to pump them up. My wife posted something about me once and we had to have "the talk". Her FB friends probably think she is a single mother or something now.

Facebook break ups are awesome. My slutty cousin was in love... She would post how he is the perfect fiancé and how he was bringing home the money with his promotion at Lowes. She would post how she would wait for him to get home from work so they could go to walmart together. She would post pics of them and there would be trash spewed around the house and a mattress on the floor without a frame. Just when the posts were getting unbearable and she was trying con wedding dresses, they broke. Then came the posts pandering for sympathy and long hashtags that did not make sense #morewomanthanyoucanhandle I went looking for them on her time line but they were all erased.

I would love the cards to celebrate at the Ravine. Have them do something with flair. The dodgers would deserve it because they did not win the game. GO CARDS!

My dodge ram failed a smog test because I put headers on it in 2002. One place wanted 350 to take off headers and replace with stock manifolds. Other place wanted 1000 for the same thing. Talk about discrepancy. I ended up needing only a sticker with the CARB number on it to prove it was approved by the air resource board. Another time I called a mechanic and told him over the phone the general symptoms and he said it was the fuel pump, which on my truck is connected to the fuel filter and is a pain to change. I asked if he wanted to look at it first and he was adamant it being the fuel pump and it would cost me 500. I took it over to another shop and they identified the problem as a bad ECU chip. They were real good and told me I would have to go to the dealership because it dealt with programming the engine. If I had went with the first guy I would still be trying to identify the issue. Ahole!

I'm a fan of players getting pumped up no matter of their standing in the series. Comebacks don't happen from docile teams. I do think it is silly to lift your hands like you hit it out and it hits the wall. I'm even less of a fan of his pouting in the dugout in the previous games.