Ray McKigney

And free beer at every game

You're a funny guy

Too late...

I wonder why he didn't get it authenticated? Even if he wanted to keep it, I would imagine that they would still offer to authenticate the ball. So, that way wherever the ball ends up in the future, they will know its significance.

Are you kidding? It was a joke. Apparently, your sarcasm detector isn't working today .

Here's a picture of the lowlife scumbag. Let's make his picture go viral so maybe someone will wipe that smug look off his face.

Yep. One of my favorite movies from the 90s. And most people have never even heard of it. Which is kind of weird, considering the incredible cast.

Ha! Thread title made me chuckle.

Setec Astronomy

Just added Goodwin to my fantasy team. Prove me right, Goody!

This is what I'm worried about.

Maybe they'll stop those annoying 5 second ads that they've started showing this season during the middle of an inning. F*ck you, Fix Auto Collision.

Misery loves company

Years ago, when I worked in an office that was a dress shirt and tie type of place, I was on a phone call with a client and turned to my left to see the guy in the cubicle directly across from me clipping his toenails. No shit. Guy had his shoes and socks off and the trash can under his foot and everything. I immediately told the person I'd call them back and asked the guy why he was doing that. A few of my coworkers gathered around and we were all cracking up. Dumb bastard didn't even realize it was abnormal. All he said was, "It's slow. I was bored. I didn't realize it would be a big deal."

Glad to see Fletcher in there. He's too good to be sitting on the bench every game.

Must only work on the feeble-minded

That sad thing is, when I first saw this, I was perplexed, but actually thought it could be real because of how bad this team is right now and how Ausmus' lineups very rarely make any sense.

They had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

I'm also starting to think this may be the case when he gets back. I hope not.

Switch Fletcher/Kole and Goodwin/Bour. Do it, Ausmus!

Getting paid about $75K per game to "figure it out." Must be nice.

My prediction: No one hits over 60 home runs this season. It's early. Players start hot. Players start cold. It'll even out.

This whole album is really good.

He's not good