ScruffytheJanitor

May I introduce you to the Oakland A's.  

Unless baseball wakes up and stops guaranteed contracts this stuff will continue to happen. After the age of 30 I wouldn't touch a free agent with more than a 3 year deal 

Admitted to using cocaine.  By admitting he would test positive for illegal drugs, he didn't get suspended and found a flaw in MLBs testing program.

Hopefully he brings whatever Pujols left in his locker with him.

Rams?

I'd rather have this team the mediocre. Give me a good team or give me just awful. 

I feel like the URL is a summary of the article. 

They are preparing for a Clinton administration. 

Not sure about civil war but Hollande is as good as gone. Le Pen will be elected, France will leave the EU, and "refugees" are going to be kicked out of the country. It's only a matter of time now.

Do both sides wave the white flag? 

true, but there's trouble a-brewin' at the Waffle House 

Some people get all the brains. 
These people aren't those people. 

Hector Santiago - Twins
4 GS
0-4
19 ip
32 hits
23 er
7 HR
10.89 era 
1.842 whip
 
 
 
 

This article seems like it was written by someone with a very loose understanding on what constitutes a free agent and even less understanding for that matter who the Angels actually are.

No.
Pitchers who are good enough to start should start. The value of a starter is much higher than the value of a reliever.

Some people get all the brains. 
These people aren't those people. 

The getting chicks part is pretty accurate though.

That is not to say she wouldn't increase taxes on the middle class.

I feel like the URL is a summary of the article. 

22,000 inmates across the country? 
That's like solving our BP problem by waiving Al Albuquerque

did you guys read the article? 
 
"While experts said the directive is significant, privately run federal prisons house only a fraction of the overall population of inmates. The vast majority of the incarcerated in America are housed in state prisons — rather than federal ones — and Yates’ memo does not apply to any of those, even the ones that are privately run. Nor does it apply to Immigration and Customs Enforcement and U.S. Marshals Service detainees, who are technically in the federal system but not under the purview of the federal Bureau of Prisons.
The directive is instead limited to the 13 privately run facilities, housing a little more than 22,000 inmates, in the federal Bureau of Prisons system. "
 
 
 

Because private prison companies made big $ off of crime so they actively lobbied for more.

But it keeps private prison companies from lobbying against bills to legalize weed.  They are major contributors.  They also were the driving force behind mandatory minimums.

Except it isn't doing what it said it was going to do.  They really aren't seeing an increase in pay.