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    Crampknees got a reaction from TobiasFunke in Another example of how the US is idiotic   
    FOX News exclusive from Megyn Kelly.  Obama sending code compliance officers into yards to rummage around.  Arm yourselves, it has begun.  
     
    The squirrels that keep getting into my bird feeders no matter what I do may be govt. agents.  I'm a gonna shoot them. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Tank in One U.S. Soldier traded for FIVE high ranking Taliban prisoners   
    A Justin Beiber swap for this guy would have been much better for us. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Jason in One U.S. Soldier traded for FIVE high ranking Taliban prisoners   
    A Justin Beiber swap for this guy would have been much better for us. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in One U.S. Soldier traded for FIVE high ranking Taliban prisoners   
    A Justin Beiber swap for this guy would have been much better for us. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Our angry president   
    That was close.  The thread was starting to smolder on it's way to self destruct and you mentioned Benghazi just in time to save it. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Our angry president   
    This thread will self destruct in five seconds if there is no outrage.
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Toyota to move jobs and marketing headquarters from Torrance to Texas   
    California is still a good place to grow pot. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Lois Lerner (IRS) Held in Contempt of Congress   
    I concluded my analysis and came up with, she has nothing to say.  Where do I send my billable hours?
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in ThreadJack Bin   
    Did anyone in here explain what a ThreadJack Bin is?  I think it is where you put your hydraulic equipment back. MT would not know because in Montana they still use oxen to lift things. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from arch stanton in Lois Lerner (IRS) Held in Contempt of Congress   
    I concluded my analysis and came up with, she has nothing to say.  Where do I send my billable hours?
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    Crampknees got a reaction from stevestevens in AW's golf scores   
    Steve, didn't you say you worked at a golf course?  I work for myself and set my own schedule so goof off at the golf course a lot.  Friend of mine there got hurt in an accident so I told them I would fill in until he gets back.  I have never been on that side of the counter in the pro shop but it seems everyone who walks up has been lobotomized.  I may not last long because golfers are stupid, except for me.
    Today I had a complaint filed: 
     
    Him (with no tee time just showing up): I want to play
    Me: we have a tournament going on, I can start tee times at 3
    Him: so I can't play
    Me: yes until after the tournament is done
    Him: So there is a tournament
    Me: Yes it should be over around 3
    Him: Can't I just go out there, I won't be in their way
    Me:  No it is open for tournament players only
    Him: So you are telling me I can't play
    Me: Check back later when it is done and I will try and get you out. 
    Him: So those people out there I see are in the tournament and are here.
    Me: Me no they are playing an on-line game from home and those are holograms.
     
    Then he complained, LOL at golfers.  
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Angelsjunky in America spends $1.5 trillion on broken plane   
    Jay, watch the story first before just mentioning libs.  This had nothing to do with libs.  If I take my car to the shop and they want more I question them and not the libs.  If you want to make this about libs then yes I would rather feed a hungry family then feed contractors and lobbyists.  Jesus would probably disagree with me though.  Why do you even take breaks from FOX News to come mention libs here.  
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    Crampknees reacted to Chuck in The Angels RBI Foundation & OC Miracle League benefit at #AWFanfest14   
    The totals are in from our #AWFanfest14 charity event. We raised just under $2500 each for both charities. The Angels RBI League & the OC Miracle League.
     
    How awesome is that guys?
     
    A big thanks to Nike Golf, Lululemon, Lou Spirito, Kyle Morrisey and all of you who contributed and/or purchased $20 raffle tickets.
     
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in America spends $1.5 trillion on broken plane   
    You are correct:) 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from stevestevens in AW's golf scores   
    Finally joined the hole in one club.  
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Jason in Sen. Feinstein: CIA spied on Congress   
    That's a good question.  I have to go with the CIA.  You may not agree with their tactics but at least they are busy doing something. I forgot what it was that Congress was supposed to do. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from fan_since79 in Obama eats crow   
    Things are getting better, this shows Biden can operate a phone at least. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Obama eats crow   
    Obama could do something in this situation, or do nothing.  Either way for the FOX Newsers it is just groundhog day.  Wake up and no matter what it is a disaster.  Make economic sanctions, end of world....say F them, end of world.  Sometimes it really isn't him as much as you crave. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Jason in Border insecurity   
    Just having fun Jim.
     
    To put your mind at ease my accountant is white but just got my tax return today and not sure I like his work either. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in michael sam   
    I could see it absolutely failing if he went to a team like the Cowboys and the media circus that is Jerry Jones.
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    This wont be a problem for him.  Gay or not, Jerry Jones can't draft good players so he wont have to worry about going there.  
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Border insecurity   
    If you turned off FOX news and looked at it constructively you would find the numbers are actually going down and not up.  They are actually even going to other countries at a greater rate.  ****ing Obama.  LOL ya nobody employed illegals and everyone mowed their own yards themselves before Obama. Look, Obama sucks but study before speaking.  
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Jim in Life sentence for drug dealing   
    Bakunin is right though, soylent green is right around the corner.  I gotta get my first hole in one before I am eaten. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from arch stanton in Border insecurity   
    Before Obama only Mexicans crossed the border with a can of beans and a plastic spoon.  Now look what he has done.  I am going to donate for sure. 
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    Crampknees reacted to Spirit in Kansas is bringing back segregation!   
    Obama is still President.  Dems still run the Senate.  GOP still runs Congress.  So yes ... the assholes are still in charge. 
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    Crampknees got a reaction from Tank in Life sentence for drug dealing   
    Bakunin is right though, soylent green is right around the corner.  I gotta get my first hole in one before I am eaten. 
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