Jo Adell has no reason at all to relinquish his position in right field and it's time for Washington to quit trying to teach him a humility lesson and move him down in the batting order.
It could be a sitcom where Ohtani walks into the locker room and says: Odoroita koto ni watashi wa kekkon shite!
(Suprise I am married!)
All the players smile odly but have no idea what he means and then his Bride walks in wearing a wedding gown.
<Cue laugh track>