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I have seen some topics here about "2016 Strikes Again." On Saturday Morning, July 9th, 2016; I suffered a Massive Pulmonary Embolism. My niece found me on the floor and called the paramedics, and by the time they got me to Memorial Hospital in Colorado Springs, I was close to death. They put me under at the time of my arrival. While I was in ER, I had stopped breathing, and they raced against time to resuscitate me before any brain damage was done. They were successful, but I was in a coma for about 26 hours. I came to the next day in ICU and began a long recovery. I was in Memorial Hospital a good part of July 2016.
  I just want to say, It is great to be alive and I am so glad that I made it to, and experience the Christmas Season 2016. Now I get to experience 2017, and I think about those who didn't get that chance to experience the 2017 New Year (Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds and others). I just want to wish everyone here a Great New Year (2017), and I hope everyone here had a Great Christmas Season like I did.

Stay drunk.

Why would the teller ask about your plans to spend $40?
-AJ, 2016

...the Donald gave to me, a yuge American made Christmas Tree. A terrific tree by the way, everyone agrees the best tree, it's going to be a beautiful tree, there's going to be no problem with this tree. We're going to Make Christmas Great Again and drain the swamp water from the Chinese tree stand. These stands, they've been made in China for a while, folks. SAD! And we're going to put a tariff on those stands, believe me.

That's basic negotiating, not some Trump magic that only he knows.  Fuck's sake, my dad taught that to me when I was eight.  

Oh yeah. for cheap, too.
And if london is too expensive the day youre going, try coppenhagen, stockholm, dublin and paris...you might find a ridiculous deal. and rhen you grab the 1-w hour flight to london for 80 bucks from there.

I like it. buyer pays for the bitching. i mean shipping.
I recently mentioned to a girl im seeing that a buddy just dropped 15K on a ring. she said thats not a lot of money.
I guess we'll just keep this relationship at the drinks and sex level.

Heard a comedian once say that the national diamond council recommending spending two months salary on an engagement ring is like the national ice cream council telling us that everyone's ideal weight is 450 pounds.

Why are we still treating his trolling at face value?

"Maverick...(kiss)....take me to golden corral or lose me forever"
 

Funny...I think that's what most people think about a Sanders supporter who then voted for Trump

http://www.snopes.com/teddy-roosevelt-anger-a-liberal-quote/

You know all the SJW's today?  Their parents hated Top Gun.

Munich is so fantastic, we're staying an extra day.

Italy and Dominican Republic! 
Angels fan for joke since 2002 (Felipe Alou had all Domnican Republic in his favor and I decided to go against the tide... let's say that I started following the Angels and I was rewarded that same year... after that there's been a lot of suffering)

Next change will be  to HaloLawrenceWelk at this pace of musical digression.

potential client?
 

Well, that might not be a bad thing for a while.  American and Canadian production would increase and I believe that finally the right kind of push would be made toward replacing fossil fuels.  As of now, with oil costing so little, there is little reason to move for innovation.

Nate likes soccer? I didn't know he was gay.

Sure, why not?
 

Rosie O'Donnel carries a lot of weight.

I'm good at math.  And I don't get common core. 
But I think that's the whole point of common core.  To make the white people think they are good at math, and the Asians think they are bad at math.

you just described yourself