cals

The timeless classic:
 

I'd prefer not to have a stroke from high sodium levels because I wanted my fries to taste less like a potato's dick.

It’s Marlboro and I’m not Missourian. I can’t spell for shit but I can bitch slap the average Hollywood fag. I missed out on a chance to  fight hasslehoff 20 years ago But I’m not retired. You have cameras let’s do it for charity 

And also in every other page.

my post was censored

*Trump does something wrong and stupid*
"The Dems are going to use this against him and make this a political issue fuck those assholes"

I’ll probably never get my hands on some Pappy but I do have 2 bottles of Blanton’s 

usually when I get the flu I try to drink through it...
 

California suckers... here in Wisconsin we were already sheltering in place, cause it's f$*(@#$ cold.

@Chuckster70 This post is political in nature and also not related to Coronavirus Cancelled events. Please move it to the appropriate forum.
 
 
Additional edit: Also, the comment section to that article brings up a number of significant issues with the analysis/thought process the author used - including his ignoring that the contagion factor is significantly greater than season flu.

It is easy to maintain social distancing in your neighborhood when you are a brown teenager.

And that's how it's done, @calscuf.

Like these folks?

 

Why can't I quit you.

Hey @Jeff Fletcher starting today we will not be putting straws in drinks.  

You started it. You cant say kevin was, because lou never even heard of him until today.

I think Cals is in love.

Abnormal growth in the dong region. 

All right! It’s time for the titties to shine 

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also was supposed to get married myself, but not complaining 

I haven't read all of this. Has anyone yet whined about how this virus is wasting Trout's prime?