Ray McKigney

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Yeah, all those things would be cool. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But like a total amateur, you forgot to ask for a parking pass.

And free beer at every game

20 minutes ago, ispy45 said:

Nah, you are not good at sarcasm.

You're a funny guy

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

I really don't want the game I grew up loving turned into a prostitute. 

Too late...

15 minutes ago, Roy Hobbs said:

There is a MLB authenticator at every game and he will document every thing about the ball and put a unique hologram on the ball.This will be proof that ball is authentic. He did not get that done so now there is now no way to verify the ball is the actual ball hit by Pujols. He may be fine with that the value of the ball is in doubt.

I wonder why he didn't get it authenticated? Even if he wanted to keep it, I would imagine that they would still offer to authenticate the ball. So, that way wherever the ball ends up in the future, they will know its significance. 

Just now, yk9001 said:

What on earth are you talking about?

They offered a couple of signed bats. Bfd. I wouldn't want that shit either.

What is wrong with you?

Are you kidding? It was a joke. Apparently, your sarcasm detector isn't working today

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Here's a picture of the lowlife scumbag. Let's make his picture go viral so maybe someone will wipe that smug look off his face.

14 minutes ago, Dochalo said:

very good underrated movie.  

'what did it sound like?'

Yep. One of my favorite movies from the 90s. And most people have never even heard of it. Which is kind of weird, considering the incredible cast.

Ha! Thread title made me chuckle.

1 hour ago, stevestevens said:

Setec Astronomy

Just added Goodwin to my fantasy team. Prove me right, Goody!

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

I'm excited for 5 years from now when players are wearing the logos of all their endorsement deals, just like in NASCAR.

This is what I'm worried about. 

Maybe they'll stop those annoying 5 second ads that they've started showing this season during the middle of an inning. F*ck you, Fix Auto Collision.

Misery loves company

Years ago, when I worked in an office that was a dress shirt and tie type of place, I was on a phone call with a client and turned to my left to see the guy in the cubicle directly across from me clipping his toenails. No shit. Guy had his shoes and socks off and the trash can under his foot and everything. I immediately told the person I'd call them back and asked the guy why he was doing that. A few of my coworkers gathered around and we were all cracking up. Dumb bastard didn't even realize it was abnormal. All he said was, "It's slow. I was bored. I didn't realize it would be a big deal."

Glad to see Fletcher in there.  He's too good to be sitting on the bench every game. 

18 hours ago, Lou said:

nope 

Must only work on the feeble-minded

2 hours ago, Dochalo said:

 

That sad thing is, when I first saw this, I was perplexed, but actually thought it could be real because of how bad this team is right now and how Ausmus' lineups very rarely make any sense.

41 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Someone in the Analytics Collective has apparently had a momentary flash of common sense. 

They had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

20 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Of course, but I wouldn't bet on it.

They're not platooning the future Hall of Famer dragging his way to those exalted milestones. He'll play almost every day either at 1st or DH. I can see Ohtani being held out against lefties because of the stupid analytics/platooning BS.

I'm also starting to think this may be the case when he gets back. I hope not.

Switch Fletcher/Kole and Goodwin/Bour. Do it, Ausmus!

4 minutes ago, Troll Daddy said:

 

Getting paid about $75K per game to "figure it out." Must be nice. 

My prediction: No one hits over 60 home runs this season. It's early. Players start hot. Players start cold. It'll even out. 

2 minutes ago, Stradling said:

 

This whole album is really good.

He's not good