SlappyUtilityMIF

Great post dude. 

We shit on him when he sucks, might as well give props when he does well.

I think the TiVo and Laserdisc player are safe if you bring home Zimas

TiVo?

He needs to go directly to jail.

leave the wife at home.
meet up with the friend and unleash the bounty that only $50 worth of applebees decadence can bring forth.
bring the doggy bag home to the wife, toss is next to her on the couch during the next commercial for that bravo show she loves, laugh maniacally and say "here you go you sassy dame, enjoy whats left of my undercooked bourbon street chicken and shrimp."
make sure to throw a napkin at her so she has something to wipe her tears on other than your couch.

My wife has a friend who is a teacher that received two $25 gift cards to Applebees for end of the year presents and out of the goodness of her heart gave one to my wife. 
 
With this most gracious of gifts which option should I choose:
 
A- Enjoy the feast of a lifetime.
B- Sell it on ebay and hope to take around $35 for a $25 gift card.....suckers!
C- Trade it straight up for some sport chalet gift cards.
D- Other (please specify)
 
Thanks.

Ortiz deserves mad props for persevering.

We pulled that off in high school.
 
2 attempts, 1 successful pickoff.
 
I was the pitcher. During the attempt that it didn't work the opposing coach called me a loser so I pegged the next batter square in the back. Good times.

I did imbibe on half a bottle of wine last night, nothing powerful though.
Maybe I have learned too much about this game, and unfortunately can see the warning signs all too well of an org in current and future trouble.
It's become like say the Cubs in the 1960s. Sure they had Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, and Ron Santo. But that was pretty much it and they were outside of the Mets the worst NL franchise for much of the 1960s.
But maybe the better analogy, because we haven't sucked like this for a long time is the 1980s Skanks.....big money, middle of the pack and post-season less team for many years

So, after pumping her for hours, the French Police got nothing.

I wonder how much time in the box she'll get if convicted?

Has a witness actually fingered her as the thief?

Sounds like the detective work is bush league. No way Sharon could snatch some jewels.

She should've just kept quiet and not given those investigators any lip.

Something smells fishy in all of this.
Sorry

Investigators won't be able to do this if her lawyers advise her to clam up.

Ray, they're just trying to trim the list of suspects.

I will continue to have my say on here.
And quite frankly, I don't give a s_it what any of the pollyannas say in response.
I have followed this game for too long (47 years) to not know when an org is well run or in this case poorly run.
And it's sickening, to say the least.
Reliving the freaking 70s and 90s is not what is very appealing,
That being said, I don't want anymore freaking quick fixes. No more stupid signings, get your bleeping act together and build this org the right way!

He's not even Chuck Norris.  And yet we are lying down on the ground like we got our asses kicked.

He'll probably ask Bo Porter if he can pitch tomorrow and Monday.
 
I would, if I were him.

It was an error because the batter should have been out. His dropped catch gave the hitter another chance.

It happens. 

Societe is good too. It's in my old hood. Go to o'brien's if you have time, it's in the same area. It's supposed to be one if the best bars to watch soccer but its a really good beer bar too.

They must not know about AIR.