Sharon Stone named suspect in French jewel theft

[Vegas Halo Fan]

French police interrogated actress Sharon Stone in connection with a $1.4M theft of jewels from a Cannes hotel room. Authorities said that no one, including Stone, has been able to give them a good reason she was in Cannes, since she hasn't been in a major motion picture for the better part of a decade. The biggest "ouch" moment of the referenced article was this:

 

When French detectives brought Stone in for questioning earlier today for her alleged involvement in the jewelry theft, she immediately began reciting popular lines from her infamous interrogation scene in 1992’s “Basic Instinct.” She then tried to intimidate detectives by uncrossing her legs, but officers explained to the Oscar-nommed actress that no one has wanted to see that since the ’90s.

 

 

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/sharon-stone-named-suspect-cannes-jewel-heist-220054091.html

 

[Ray McKigney]

I sincerely hope she wasn't involved when the robbers snatched the jewels. If so, she muffed up big time. We can only hope that the French investigators aren't eager beavers that are simply trying to gain notoriety.

[Tank]

Ray, they're just trying to trim the list of suspects.

[Jason]

Something smells fishy in all of this.

Sorry

[Futch Winkleman]

Ray, they're just trying to trim the list of suspects.

 

Investigators won't be able to do this if her lawyers advise her to clam up.

[bucbrett]

She should've just kept quiet and not given those investigators any lip.

[Brandon]

Sounds like the detective work is bush league. No way Sharon could snatch some jewels.

[Futch Winkleman]

Has a witness actually fingered her as the thief?

[Stradling]

Twat are they doing? They are going to muff this case.

[tdawg87]

The French police are pussies. Just charge her and lock her up for a long period.

[Chimi]

French police interrogated actress Sharon Stone in connection with a $1.4M theft of jewels from a Cannes hotel room. Authorities said that no one, including Stone, has been able to give them a good reason she was in Cannes, since she hasn't been in a major motion picture for the better part of a decade. The biggest "ouch" moment of the referenced article was this:

 

 

 

 

 

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/sharon-stone-named-suspect-cannes-jewel-heist-220054091.html

 

Just for the record, the news story was done by a satirical site.

[Brandon]

I wonder how much time in the box she'll get if convicted?

[Eric]

So, after pumping her for hours, the French Police got nothing.

[Futch Winkleman]

I wonder how much time in the box she'll get if convicted?

 

The more time in the box that prosecuters seek, the greater the chance she'll get off. 

[bucbrett]

Let's just hope their prisons are secure and no weapons get through or she could end up with a nasty gash.

[Brandon]

The more time in the box that prosecuters seek, the greater the chance she'll get off.

Yeah, I mean, you know they are going to penetrate her story to no end looking for holes.

[Brandon]

Hopefully she has someone bail her out before dinner where she will have to eat roast beef.

[RallyMo]

I wonder if vagina they'll be able to convict her?

 

(that follows the formula correctly, right?)

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

I wonder how much time in the box she'll get if convicted?

 

Could be the most hilarious case of life imitating art since Robert Downey Jr. in Less Than Zero.

[bucbrett]

She may have to put a vertical smile on her face just to survive in there.

[Jason]

I tried to find a good tang referance but couldn't.

[mrwicked]

shes still hot at 55.

 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I heard she'll do anything for a pearl necklace.