Jobu

49 minutes ago, Kody Mac said:

Why is Kershaw so salty?

Because he can only grow a beard made of pubes?

13 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Ok I'll make sure it's tied down.

You're on vacation. Wear sweatpants. Let if fly.

5 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I was just thinking about hud the other day. He was fun (and easy) to make fun of. But looking back, he was super passionate about the team (in not a real homer way), and always seemed like he was good to the fans.

He was super passionate about flyballs to shallow left field, giving them the same enthusiasm he would for a no-doubter homerun.

My favorite Steve / Rex interaction was when Steve would talk about Ichiro's combined NPB/MLB hit total. It would drive Rex (461 career hits) up the wall. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!! COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LEAGUE!!!!!"

I vote for tdawg. He's a fan favorite, and as we know, fan favorites make excellent coaches.

14 hours ago, Tank said:

tell him i said "hey."

That would violate the restraining order.

3 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Those teens either have a) no real parenting and/or  no conscience.   Send all teens like them a message!   And do the same to their parents, if their are shirking their parental roles!   Enough already!

I just realized who Trump's tweets remind me of.

Personally, I'm not worried about the salary tax threshold. At all.

12 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Are you suggesting that he run for President?

I'm saying if he does this right, he'll be appointed.

On 2/14/2018 at 10:51 PM, Tank said:

fwiw, i drank a peach flavored Propel water today and really liked it. if that qualifies me to be sent to the pit of misery, so be it.

Did it taste like an armpit? If not, you're not there yet.

I blame Craig's parents.

Everyone is right that this is bullshit, but taking it at face value: good, those were lame teams that did a poor job entertaining fans.

1 hour ago, Tank said:

dilly dilly!

About that....

You drink kombucha now.

19 minutes ago, Tank said:

i have one of these. will this work?

Yes, fake it till you make it!

(And by "it" I mean a total lack of self-awareness combined with an overreaching sense of self-importance.)

Step 1: Dreads

Step 2: Gofundme

35 minutes ago, Tank said:

 i don't think i'd buy a new pair of running shoes and decide to enter the boston marathon for my first attempt at jogging.

Not with that attitude!

You're just a slave to the rat race, man.

20 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Chuck Finley

Chuck Richter

The Richter Scale

Earthquakes

Battle of the Bay

Bay of Pigs

Cuba

Obama

Saved a step.

Well here we go:

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The couple have since set up a fundraising page to cover the repairs.

The page was set up four days ago with a target of $10,000 (£7,000), but it has already raised more than $14,000.

"We lost every single one of our belongings with no insurance, but we all made it to land alive & we are not giving up on our dreams!" Ms Walsh wrote.

I'm 57 years old.

I'm not sure, AO, because in 1982 I was still shitting my pants.

These two are gonna breed.

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

The excitement surrounding this offseason also reminds me of the months leading up to the 1082 season. The Angels had managed to barter their way to obtain Shibolet Oxtani, the South American nemesis who could simultaneously hit, pitch, and skin a goat. They negotiated with his former team and ended up sending over a package that included 13 royal-blooded virgins and $1.7M worth of gold to obtain him. It was also potentially the last year for Mikkus Soshales, who had served as Head Chief of the team for five decades, and annoyed fans with the same response after every loss: "Turn the stone."  

Have you tried Silver Lake?

The audio at the press conference was bad but I think Elon said that two of the core boosters didn't fire. It hit the water at 300mph.

He promised pretty pictures.

24 minutes ago, Stradling said:

And the owners chose to sign players like Pujols and Hamilton to those contracts knowing the risk. 

Yeah I'm not buying this idea that owners and management have suddenly figured out that paying high salaries for decline years is bad business. The Passan article I linked 83 hot takes ago makes the point that the owners have been successful in making putting out a shitty product part of a "winning strategy". So now fans don't completely abandon ship because "hey, look at the Cubs and Astros and Royals."