Jobu

Somebody stole his Lucky Charms.

He can hit the ball as hard as humanly possible, but if it's right into the shift every time...

6 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

 

Haha, my son and I were working.... out in the garage.

Putting together a new ping pong table.

Jeez, those things are a BITCH to put together.

 

I go running in the morning, before work.

3 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

I agree. 

I think this guy would be a star in basketball as a shooting guard, in football as a WR and in Soccer as a whatever the F the position is that scores goals. 

Uhhh, duh...

It's the goalie.

It's not a problem.

8 minutes ago, stormngt said:

could of, would of, and should ofs:

Save us @EnglishCop, you're our only hope.

He probably threw 80 mph.

Interesting if that's what it is, he would basically admit it.

Should've pulled him at 87.

21 minutes ago, John Taylor said:

I was at the game when they retired Edgar's number. I thought it was incredibly touching, he always had my respect even when he played us. I tipped my cap to him, and I would give Ichiro a standing O. I'm an Angels fan but I am also a Baseball fan.

11 minutes ago, Ender said:

No shit. But this is about a bunch of people going TO Seattle. So the atmosphere if Ichiro retires during this homestand will be different while you're at OUR stadium.

Just saying it will add to the experience.

I caught a series in Seattle where they were doing the Ken Griffey Jr. retirement stuff. It was pretty cool.

Or we should, like, not put so much stock in pitcher wins.

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Dick?

******.

Edit: rhymes with Conger.

1 hour ago, WeatherWonk said:

Could this be considered fraud? Would Albert have signed anything stating his age before he was given a physical in 2012, after signing?

Bust out the weightless treadmill!

This has been posted so many times that Albert is now 86.

5 minutes ago, SuperTroopers said:

Hey @Chuckster70, this douchebag better not be eligible to win the gift basket.  

He already got one from Jeter.

Just now, Jobu said:

Too compare Gregorious to Simmons shows your bias.

*To

Too compare Gregorious to Simmons shows your bias.

You guys will still let me hang around and make dick jokes, right?

I couldn't make it last night because I don't really care that much about baseball. Like, the MLB.tv app wasn't working and so I said "fuck it" and did something else.

Better idea. When selling season tickets to the opposition fans, cover them in smallpox.

This would never happen at Dodgers stadium.

Ergo, we need to start maiming opposing fans in the parking lot.

Always believe Rex.