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GuliblGuy reacted to Lhalo in David Brosius admits making up Mike Trout HGH allegations
Anyone else think of this guy while reading that statement?
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from Angel Oracle in Coach Mike Napoli
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from AngelsLakersFan in Coach Mike Napoli
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from T.G. in Coach Mike Napoli
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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GuliblGuy reacted to tdawg87 in Who do you NOT want as the next manager?
CURTIS PRIDE
What are you, deaf?
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from AngelsLakersFan in Will Ferrell Rose Parade
I think you have to have prime to even re-watch it:
https://www.amazon.com/2018-Rose-Parade-Hosted-Cord/dp/B077J9JFC5/
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from BaseballMom in We got him! Ohtani selects the Angels
Holy cheese balls!!!
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GuliblGuy reacted to Ohtaniland in The five reasons why Mike Trout will be an Angel for life.
I honestly think you're wrong on all five points.
5) He's marrying his high school sweetheart, not his mom. Both of their families are from the same town. He's a Philadelphia fan of basketball and football and hockey. He's east coast but playing in Fenway or Yankee Stadium or Camden Yard doesn't necessarily mean he's playing at home.
4) We've been saying that for years. The farm won't correct itself in two years when Trout will be entering his contract year. We don't even have an Ace pitcher in place or well established closer. How good will Calhoun and Pujols be in 3 years? Oh and Scioscia will be gone so Albert won't be as comfortable as he normally is.
3) Sure Arte will be in the mix but he'll be competing with other teams that will be willing to pay him more.
2) Albert Pujols is not his agent, not his lawyer, he doesn't cook for him or sleep with him. Albert still makes his winter home in Kansas City. Albert is going to tell Trout to do whatever is best for his family because that's what he did. The State of California isn't all that anymore. And Angels Stadium is way outdated.
1) Mike Trout has spent his whole life preparing to be the best baseball player in the world and he is. That also means that he was preparing to win on the big stage, tradition, history, national exposure, playoffs, world series, Mr. October, not Miss October. To think that he'll be happy flirting with the wild cards every year is a huge mistake. They've continuously failed to put a winning team around him and it's stunning that the best player in the world has only 3 measly playoff games to his name. He's playing in a pitchers park with a ton of underachieving teammates while other younger teams are thriving with continuous playoff excitement. There's way too much at stake for Trout to commit to the Angels with the whole baseball world that available to him.
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GuliblGuy reacted to AngelsWin.com in AngelsWin.com Today: Last Week in Angels Baseball: The “Loss of Optimism and Return of Boobs” Edition
By Glen McKee, Realist
I’ve often (or occasionally, or maybe just once or twice) said that optimism doesn’t cost you anything. You can be hopeful, but the key is that you have to be realistic as well. For example, going into this season I was optimistic that the Angels would do reasonably well, but realistically I knew they were a sub-.500 team. Last week, the optimism was crushed by the realism and here we are, four games under .500 and without a realistic shot at the wild card. Since my optimism has been crushed, much like an alcoholic going back to the bottle I’m going back to what made everyone read this column in the first place: boobs. You’re welcome, gentlemen (and ladies, if that’s your thing, I’m not here to judge).
What the hell happened last week? In a week that could have gone 4-2 for the Angels, they instead went 2-4. That change was driven by Bud Norris giving up not one, but two walk-off grand slams, one in Cleveland (what a steamer!) and one in Toronto (also a steamer, but not nearly as funny for some reason). Bud decimated whatever trade value he had, which makes him the most annoying person of the week. He’s almost as annoying as, I dunno, Kim Kardashian:
You know else was annoying for almost all of last week? Albert Pujols. Going into Sunday’s game he was hitless but then on Sunday he suddenly found his bat again, hitting two HR and helping to give the Angels what looked like a safe lead. He’s still batting a woeful .233 this season and hit a miserable .107 last week. Did you know that according to his birth certificate, Albert was born in 1980, which makes him the same age as Macaulay Culkin and Gisele Bundchen? Yeah, you know who you’re gonna get the picture of:
Ah, I’m just screwing with ya, here’s what you were expecting (nice hat, Gisele!):
You know who else was terrible last week? Jesse Chavez. Much as with Bud Norris, the magic has run out with Jesse. We know he couldn’t keep putting up solid numbers and this week he crapped the bed. Two starts, 7.1 IP, 11 ER. That’s a 13.50 ERA and a 5.43 ERA for the year. Our injured starters can’t get back fast enough. Fun fact: according to official records Chavez is only three years younger than Albert Pujols, being born in 1983. You know who else was born in 1983? Jamie Chung. No, I don’t know who she is either but she’s acted in something, so here ya go.
So what went right last week? Glad you asked because despite the record there are still some reasons for optimism. Kaleb Cowart was finally called up and given plenty of starts, causing a collective orgasm on the board. He responded by going 8-18 and playing some solid D at 2B. I know, sample size, but I’m cautiously optimistic that he could stick this time. Kaleb was born in Georgia, and you know who else was born in Georgia? No, not Frank Stallone, but Kim Basinger:
Andrelton Simmons also had a great week posting similar numbers to Cowart, hitting .458 to bring his average for the year up to .302. Dude is on fire and if he was a Red Sox(k) or Yankee we’d be hearing about him like he was Aaron Judge. He’s the second-best player on the team next to…I know, the suspense…
Mike Trout. Trout posted a .360 average last week, bringing his season average up to .332 with a season OBP of .452. Mike Trout gets on base 45.2% of the time. That makes him the sexiest man in baseball, the male equivalent to…whomever is the sexiest woman alive right now. Look it up yourself, I’ve already posted enough pics. By the way, next Monday (August 7) is Mike Trout’s birthday, and he also shares it with another awesome person. I’ll keep you in suspense until next week about who that other person is.
Yusmeiro Petit had another solid week and he’s been one of our best relievers lately (slim pickings, there) which makes him the Guy Most Likely to be Traded Today, with today being the non-waiver trade deadline. We’ll miss you, Yusmeiro. I just barely learned how to spell your first name.
What’s next? A day off today, in which Brooks Pounders has to be optioned, right? Do we really have room in the bullpen for a guy with a 10+ ERA? After that, three at home versus the Phillies (38-64) (they’re gonna be really good soon, just you wait!) followed by three at home versus the Aths (46-59) (they’re gonna be…uh…maybe moving to a new stadium soon, just you wait!).
Predictions. This week could go one of two ways. Either the Angels play down to the competition or they play to their capabilities. I’m guessing one of each. 3-0 versus Mike Trout’s next team (the Phillies, not Oakland) and 1-2 versus the Aths.
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from ten ocho recon scout in With Mike Trout out for up to two months, is it finally time for the Angels to sell?
No one likes you and you are an abomination to baseball
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GuliblGuy reacted to m0nkey in Harper gets drilled with 97 mph fastball, followed by getting punched in the face
Chuck gets boners for Harper news like Claude gets them for pujols
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GuliblGuy reacted to Glen in Why does it seem like many Angels fans dislike Escobar?
They sound more fun than you. I'd rather have lunch with Rachel Dolezal than read that rant again.
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from daygloman in The Official Angels vs. A's Opening Day Gameday Thread (4/3//2017)
Official Angels lineup:
1. Yunel Escobar (R) 3B 2. Kole Calhoun (L) RF 3. Mike Trout (R) CF 4. Albert Pujols (R) DH 5. C.J. Cron (R) 1B 6. Cameron Maybin (R) LF 7. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS 8. Danny Espinosa (S) 2B 9. Martin Maldonado (R) C -
GuliblGuy got a reaction from daygloman in The Official Angels vs. A's Opening Day Gameday Thread (4/3//2017)
A's lineup:
1. Rajai Davis (R) CF 2. Matt Joyce (L) RF 3. Ryon Healy (R) DH 4. Khris Davis (R) LF 5. Stephen Vogt (L) C 6. Jed Lowrie (S) 2B 7. Trevor Plouffe (R) 3B 8. Yonder Alonso (L) 1B 9. Marcus Semien (R) SS -
GuliblGuy got a reaction from daygloman in The Official Angels vs. A's Opening Day Gameday Thread (4/3//2017)
Lez do stuff
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from Chuck in The Official Angels vs. A's Opening Day Gameday Thread (4/3//2017)
Lez do stuff
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from ettin in Angels Official Website: Carpino touts upgrades, on and off the field
Dumped Pepsi?
Blechhhhhhh.
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GuliblGuy got a reaction from Angel Oracle in Wallerrr
Horrible stuff...Waller was a great guy. RIP Wallerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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GuliblGuy reacted to HaloCory22 in Wallerrr
We always busted his balls for being a flake but dammit he was a great guy. Had us all over to his beach house for watch parties and hanging out. Always very courteous and there for you when you needed it. Spring Training was always a blast with him there. He's going to be missed by us all.
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GuliblGuy reacted to Make Angels Great Again in California's $64 Billion Train to Nowhere delayed again
Should be waiting and building a hyperloop instead.
Such a waste of money.