mp170.6

LOL @ Pujols

Pujols is also the oldest player (age 50) to hit a homerun. Somewhere, Julio Franco is pissed

Just over a month ago, my cousin crashed her motorcycle and died at age 37. The stories at her memorial reception by and large support @tdawg87's comments. While the accident wasn't her fault (senile man pulled out in front of her) she did love to ride the motorcycle, and drive her car, fast. Perhaps that contributed to her demise, I'm not sure. After getting pregnant at age 16, she sort of morphed into a free spirit and didn't care what people thought of her. It's not hard to see why under those circumstances. Pretty much all the bikers I've known have had difficult and/or traumatic childhoods that seems to contribute to their personalities being what they are.

The dude wants top dollar. We'd be throwing away $15-20 million signing him for 2019. No way.

Fixed.

Torn phallus walking to the plate in his first AB

What's the point? This team isn't going anywhere in 2019.

Yeah, don't be like Lou

Dammit, you're right

Cahill is the first MLB pitcher to completely suck ass in multiple countries playing for the same team

You're not wrong. Actually looks pretty nice.

You spent a week there one night?

I like how there's a shooting range a hundred feet beyond left field The 200 parking spaces are cool too

I wonder how many women in the world are exactly like her. Probably higher than any of us realize.

What if he finishes 2020 with ~670-680 homeruns, just shy of A-Rod's 696? I know it's unlikely, but it's kind of hard to see him retiring, or the Angels releasing him so close to that milestone.

I'm sure his agent could help if he asked for help. But it goes back to what I wrote above. People who want to be respected for accomplishments when they retire don't calculate how much room they have for failure to preserve that image. That's ass backwards thinking.

Congrats to Tim! Lets pray the Angels don't look to NASA to recruit a certain public relations person to take his place. ?

Milestones like hits, HR's, RBI's, etc are easy to shoot for because all it requires is counting. Retiring just in time to preserve a .300 batting average is much more complex, and I seriously doubt Pujols is sophisticated enough to plan for that. This is not some guy who runs Microsoft Excel in the clubhouse forecasting how much more he can suck so people will have a higher opinion of him when he retires. If anything, he's proud enough of a guy to announce his intent a year in advance so he can have a season-long farewell tour, much like Jeter did.

You think that because he's black?

All you need is 1 minute of this video

Who gets home field advantage in Mexico? I assume it's split up, 1 game for each team?

This is for Bour