101halo

Records as in vinyl?

Dont offer, just do it.

As far as prospects go, I am the dumbed down version of IP, Doc, and Scotty.

Any reasonable path to making sure that Cahill gets stuck in customs on the way back home for a short period of time, say ~5 months? 

Any reasonable path to making sure that Cahill gets stuck in customs on the way back home for a short period of time, say ~5 months? 

Any reasonable path to making sure that Cahill gets stuck in customs on the way back home for a short period of time, say ~5 months? 

The one that got away...
 

i probably deserved a double face palm for that one, @True Grich.

so if Angel Hernandez married Brian Goodwin and they had a child, would that kid be named . . . 
 
Angelswin?
nevermind. 

Remember, Goodwin's career slash is a respectable .263/.333/.472 with 23 homers, 10 SB in 532 at-bats. 
532 at bats is a typical full season for the average major league starting position player, so his career line is not too shabby. In the case of Goodwin who had a miserable 2018 with KC, but was more than respectable with Washington in a limited role, combined with the fact that he was the Nationals top 10 prospect previously before making his major league debut ..... it's NOT out of the question here that what he's doing now with more regular playing time and enough major league at bats in terms of experience, we may be seeing the Goodwin that the Nationals had high hopes for when they drafted him. 

what a bunch of pussies

We do

He's going to come back just in time for La Stella to return as La Stella of the last 5 years and not the dude who somehow has 7 HR in a month after 10 in 5 seasons and who has 16 hits, of which 7 are HR, right? 
If so, damnit. 

now you're just being redundant 

tell him to wait until the game is over 

very handsome 

Wouldn't mind being drunk at the Cubby Bear right now.

Angels just swept the team that previously had the best record in the majors. Epplemaus > Dipscioa. 

Your AA meeting would probably not be useful for those in need of help, unless that need was of more beer, but I'm in.  Will PM you next time I plan on going in case you need a giant AA (small font: Angels Anonymous) banner. 

Check the parking lot.
I sell them for $20 each

smart to cater only to those millionaires who will pay for parking.  

Buying a beer is never weird 

I have no idea what this means

Same. 
Edit: how the hell did I type "same" instead of "I agree?" Neither helps make my point, but the latter is clearly superior here.