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Imagine being a Braves fan, and shelling out good money for Game 5 of this series, only to have the game be over before the 2nd out is made.

Holy crap people....how many hints does @Jeff Fletcher have to give for you guys to get it? 
If it was up to Eppler, Brad would not have been fired.  Eppler trained Brad for a year in analytics, he then chose the coaching staff who were all analytics based and he had a goal for this team that would work overtime.  Brad managed this team pretty much exactly how Eppler wanted him to.  The results sucked due to injuries, a death and lack of talent, but in Billy's long term vision, he knew this would take at least a couple years to evolve.  Arte initially bought into the plan, but after the worst season in 20 years, he was pissed and didn't like what he saw.  As soon as it was definite that Maddon was going to be available, Arte lowered the boom on Eppler and his plan.  This is why Eppler looked and acted the way he did at least weeks press conference.

Even if they just flop their dick out?

Being married to Kate Upton helps. 

Will MLB please ban that f*cking clown with the orange Marlins jersey and sideways visor sitting behind home plate? Guy's been sitting in the same spot, even away games, for every Dodgers playoff game for the last 3 years. 

I really hate the tomahawk chop.
Braves must be eliminated immediately.
 

Profar doing everything he could to avoid getting hit with bases loaded was a turning point in the game  ... geez it was a curveball too #pussy

Someone please remind Stradling that we don’t have a game today, tomorrow or the next day.

Not that many fans remember what it's like. 

Playoff baseball is awesome. 

Cubs did the same exact thing to Rick Renteria before they hired Madden.

Please God. ?

I just realized if you rearrange the letters in "Brad Ausmus" you get "Ur a dumbass" and I just think that's real neat.

‘I can play until I’m 50’
so one more year then

This thread is gonna be neat.

Max Stassi should undergo hit surgery.

I take metoprolol to control a sinus tachycardia (elevated resting heart rate) which thankfully doesn't involve any arrhythmia. I'll be on this medication indefinitely and it's working great.
I hope Langston can be treated and his condition managed successfully.

Langston is 59 years old, same age as me.
Just goes to show you can keel over at any minute.
 

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At least Texas has Austin and ZZ Top and Nevada has The Killers.

Can we all agree that Texas is the worst state in the US?

Of course it has nothing causally related to Weaver, at least from a rational perspective. But a "curse" is not rational, not causal, not in any way logical or scientific.
It is a literary device, using superstition to frame a period of immense misfortune.