Vladdylonglegs

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Let’s do this

This "team" is toast for this "season".. and by the looks of things, for a while.
Serious changes need to happen.

They’re already done. No need for false hope 

If this manager thinks that Upton is simply "working on some things" and will soon figure it out, he's deluded. 

Chris Davis, 0 for 54 
Bill Bergen 0 for 45
Craig Counsell 0 for 45

There is no doubt about it:
This team sucks.

The best thing he could do for the team and organization is opt out this season. 

Upton leading the Angels to a top 3 pick

Did you see the exit velocity on that ground ball. 

Pop up and someone will call it progress.

FIFY

Lol why does Goodwin flip his bat when he flys out? 

The Angels pandemic started in 2015

They were garbage before the pandemic tbh...

Classic Melvin

MELVIN (in the voice of Dave from the chipmunks)

Will I be able to hide all of the unsolicited troll emojis I get from uninformed posters. Asking for a friend.

It’s definitely not fixable in the short term. They need to get rid of and replace about a third of the roster.

Knowing this Halos ball club, the mindset is "Let's just bend over and lose big."

This is our managers response. Coward. FO Joe. 

Anderson who logged 96 innings last season and is almost 26 years old isn’t going to have the “jitters” during a 8-1 blowout in the bottom of the 9th. 

Says a lot when a dude comes in and throws at Trout’s head and then throws another one and nobody says a peep

Gubi's entire repertoire is basically: Pujols's career numbers, how guys look in batting practice, and mentioning dudes who hit homers off him 35 years ago. 
Throw in the 3x-per-game "[Player's name] has a chance to do some damage here" and you've got 99% of Gubi's comments, more or less.