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Maybe the guy doing the wire transfers just assumed it was Ohtani since Asian people all look...

I didn't think about the visibility issues when I started this project. 

I like how he was writing down "notes" when Ohtani was speaking, as if he didn't have a copy of the script himself

It's actually hilarious someone in the Dodgers front office couldn't do a google search for a certified Japanese translator in the LA area before the game.
That's Angels level incompetence right there. 

The new guy wishes he had, too. 

Honestly hard to believe Ohtani didn't know that $4.5M had come out of his accounts.

I didn't know Kelvim Escobar had a cat.

Most.  But he’s a Dodger so fuck em.

Pointless. Total waste of time. Why bother reading it if you're not going to take any questions? Just release it now.  It's not going to make questions go away. 

Jesus Christ you Jewish guys are worse than those purple haired college SJW's. Why is everyone such a giant bitch these days?

Ippei turned out to be George Santos. 

Drug scandal ✅
Gambling scandal ✅
The Angels are one prostitution ring away from a racketeering hat trick
 

Actually GB, the truth is  simple.  At first it was funny just to post memes and gifs.  Then I was in New Zealand for a few weeks.  Then I quit drinking and had no reason to say anything at all.  Now I feel like I have my voice again, so here I am.

@cals   is back. No more Hector Salamanca ringing his picture bell.

Arte's taking advice from Ippei.

My current Edison bill is at -$511 so mine works very well for me. Luckily I got my system before they changed it. When it comes to energy, I think we should be using everything that is available to us, not just fossil fuels or green energy. 

That's Macaulay's chick. She played the hot Asian in The Social Network. 

Yes, but MLB won’t let that happen to it’s “premier franchise.”

Who else will be following this story more than the Angels the upcoming days/weeks/months

Literally made the same comment to a buddy earlier today.
 
Also. The part where Ippeo says "I'll never gamble again"
 
"Bet I can get you gambling by the end of the day!"

Plot twist. Trout didn't know because there never was a girlfriend.
 
Last week when this story was breaking, Shohei was watching Shawshank Redemption, and the part where Andy tells the asshole guard "do you trust your wife" and on and on about the IRS.
So he's faking being married because he thinks wives protect you from the IRS 
(Remember that he watched this without Ippei, so he didn't understand the whole scene exactly how Andy said it)

Just saw an image of Ippei coming back to Los Angeles.

I found a picture of Ohtani’s new translator.