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Dear Mr. Moreno,
 
Sir.  Arte.
 
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
 
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction.  This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and "Top Secret".  You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a pending business transaction of great magnitude, large dollars for many years, and requiring maximum confidence.
 
We are top officials of the Federal Government Baseball Contracts and New Baseball Superstars panel who are interested in the importation of goods into your country with future hall of fame players which are presently confined in Nigeria.  In order to commence this business, we solicit your assistance to enable us to transfer to your team many players to win World Series immediately, even with your manager. 
 
Please, do not worry any more about relief pitchers, incorrect birth certificates, performance giant drugs, or bad management.  We have players like Puig everywhere.  You will not needing manager to win.
 
We need your help moving funds and will deliver many championships.
 
Thank you.
 
Please contact me at your earliest convenience,
 
Toshebo "Vladdy" Mabumba
Abuja, Nigeria
 

I feel so helpless with this crap that I dropped my pants and took a sh|t in protest.
 
It felt good.
 
I don't care that the waiter asked me to leave the bar area.

This isn't fair.
 
You lose at the game if you get the middle square.

Don't be a retard.
 
Scioscia isn't holding Trout back.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He's holding everyone back.
 
(the first line was for dramatic effect only and in no way implies that the OP is actually a retard)

Do you listen to George Noory on Coast to Coast also?

I swear to god (not that I believe in one) I came on to post a very similar question...but then my premise is wrong.
 
Along the lines of what you were asking, I was wondering...
 
...when was the last time the Angels were swept in a 4 game series by the worst team in baseball?
 
But actually when the series began Miami was worse by a game so technically the second worst team.
 
Anyone who is a master with the stats sites, just out of curiosity...when is the last time if ever the Angels were swept in a 4 game series by what would be, at the time, the worst team in baseball?

He does leave me speechless.

This team is a bunch of LOSERS!
No desire whatsoever!
Welcome to 19 bleeping 80!

You know your team is lifeless and at the bottom of the baseball barrel when the action on a forum is more exciting than what is on the field - win or lose.

Fixed.

You know your team is lifeless and at the bottom of the baseball barrel when the action on a forum is more exciting than what is on the field - win or lose.

Angel fans if Trout becomes a Yankee...
━━━━━┓＼ ï¼¼ 
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┓┓┓┓┓┃　ヽ○ノ 
┓┓┓┓┓┃　 /　 
┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ)　 
┓┓┓┓┓┃ 
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I think if there was a bright outlook on the team right now, the future, the farm system, etc...
 
...all this would be a little easier (though not tasty) to swallow.
 
Right now though, it's hard not to feel pity.
 
 
 
 
Nothing like your ex losing some weight, looking hot, and is suddenly unresistable to everyone.
 
Meanwhile you're at home playing XBox...with a friend of a friend of an MLB player.... 
 
Oh, it was your choice to break up.

Slow dooowwwnn.     I love the guy too but lets not forget the start of the season compared to last season.  I still don't have a good sense of where his norms will be.
 
But...he definitely is the most exciting player on the team.
 
Lesson learned.  Give me a youthful handful of Trouts and Trumbos over Pujols' and Hamiltons.

Not true.
 
Reports have it that Pete is walking pretty well.

Right or wrong, no one here actually expects anything else but revisionist history on a fan site...
 
Pujols was touted as the greatest acquisition since the Louisiana purchase.
 
Now it's more toxic than Lohan's crotch.
 
Yikes.

You're not my friend, buddy.

I don't mind if the pitching sucks (ok, of course I do - especially given our rotation just last year)...
 
...but where are the 9-7 games we're supposed to be winning.  Where??!!
 
I can't name one aspect of their play right now that I can say the manager has them prepared for.
 
And if we don't start with Fatty, then when exactly should a manager be let go?

I'm not sure why, but I seem to enjoy the fact that I imagine you're generally probably an unhappy person.
 
I have no idea why I get that feeling and stranger yet, I don't know why it warms me inside.
 
But it does.

I so miss too blessed to be stressed!
 
Now we have too wide to slide and too plump to jump.
 
Jesuschristo.
 
Can't we just buy some Mexicans?

I so miss too blessed to be stressed!
 
Now we have too wide to slide and too plump to jump.
 
Jesuschristo.
 
Can't we just buy some Mexicans?

I so miss too blessed to be stressed!
 
Now we have too wide to slide and too plump to jump.
 
Jesuschristo.
 
Can't we just buy some Mexicans?

I so miss too blessed to be stressed!
 
Now we have too wide to slide and too plump to jump.
 
Jesuschristo.
 
Can't we just buy some Mexicans?

Holy crap.
 
I didn't realize we're almost 1/5 of the way done with the season.
 
Now I'm actually worried.

Jeff Fletcher ‏@JeffFletcherOCR
Nevermind.  #Angels manager Scioscia simply wanted to get a team consensus on what toppings to get on his 22" deep dish pre-shower pizza.