cals

It’s gonna be a huge day in Hell today!

8 hours ago, aznhockeyguy said:

Interesting.  I'm surprised how quickly this investigation is unfolding.  Usually these type of investigations go on for a long time.

 No shit, this type of thing takes like a year, not a week and a half.

Ippei is going to be a rich dude when he gets out of prison.

8 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

 

The person on the left is going to sue the US government for millions for not providing adequate safety viewing  glasses.  Right @cals?

You see a Mexican dude that looks like an Indian dude. I see a new boat for Daddy. 

Daysie.  Female BO turns me on.

1 hour ago, jsnpritchett said:

I was a fan of both teams (and I still am).

I'm sorry, I was lying to avoid negative reactions from Taylor. 

The only other team I like is the Cubs and as a WGN'er we view you TBS'er as odd and rednecky. 

4 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

*2001.

I was a Braves fan back then.

34 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

I'll always love people's affinity for bringing former Angels back to either play or coach

Joyner returning in 2000 made me really happy.  I was able to put his poster back on my wall.

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm actually curious why Belt hasn't signed anywhere. He'd be useful. 

But...why hasn't anyone signed him? Perhaps there are injury concerns or something. Maybe he's asking too much for a 36 year old DH/1B type. 

Maybe he's the victim of sexual assault who was blackballed by MLB, too?

If anyone needs an extra Larry has like 500 in his trunk. 

10 hours ago, Jay said:

@cals says she's smart because she went to law school.

 

This is an odd statement considering I hate lawyers.

50 minutes ago, Jason said:

Damnit! I should have known my post would lead to more Cals wiener. 

Everything leads to more cals weiner.

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

Whatever it was. He called the fan a motherfucker and then tried to punch him.

Someday I’ll do this to you.

1 minute ago, daygloman said:

Good GRIEF!

This game is quite likely out of reach!

Indeed!

If Suarez spent as much time working on pitching as he does applying lip gloss he might be decent.

Poopoo Face. Ha ha, awesome.

69!

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Fuck this asshole. I hope his restaurant gets boycotted and they can't hire anyone.

Frankly this one seems like a bad look coincidence story the other side is always hoping to find.  

The real story is how his good buddy owns a bunch of Paneras and therefore is exempt from the new law because it bakes bread.

41 minutes ago, Jason said:

Can we please not talk about Cals’ penis?

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

I’m assuming she enjoyed your uncircumcised dick though? If so, you should have called her out on her hypocrisy.

She would gobble that anteater pretty good.

So anyways, my point is that it’s pointless arguing with Christians.  The Jews won them fair and square.  Maybe try to convince a Buddhist.

I dated this girl once who was pretty Christian.  She worked for a group of Jewish women who treated her kind of poorly.  I said something borderline antisemitic to her in support of her frustration and she jumped down my throat.  She explained that they are the Chosen People and therefore are, apparently, beyond reproach.  It was then I realized that Jews are fucking brilliant.

True story.

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

Whatever it was, they didn’t see it as Kosher.

Maybe it was a bratwurst.