Man you guys are butt hurt.
He's a writer. He's a satirist. Yes, he's that little kid that runs around the playground and pulls the old "bangkok" joke and runs away. It's his shtick and he's been doing it for decades. He's pissed off hundreds (or probably thousands) of people, who still manage to not hate him as much as you all do. Go ask Tommy Lasorda. I asked him once about Simers, and he told me it was just "the stupid game he plays, but he's a good guy."
He's not using cancer.
I did not attend the two prior events he held, but heard from several people what great events they were.
It's not such a bad idea, but since you guys hate everything about the guy, and half of you complain without even reading the article, it's another expected "beat-down Simers" thread.