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After that long TD run they took Muhammad into custody for questioning... because you know, Texas.

Oh man

Winning on a blocked PAT?  Man, talk about close...

Dude. I'm dying. This is bananas.
This place gets loud.

I bet Texas doubles their season total of offense.
 
And loses by 20.

The march toward the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl continues today!

I just don't think the government should be involved in it at all.

Or, perhaps we should respect their wishes and let them decide what to do with their lives. Why are you trying to force your beliefs on someone else?

Dignity: a sense of pride in oneself; self-respect.
"it was beneath his dignity to shout"
synonyms: self-respect, pride, self-esteem, self-worth
"he had lost his dignity"
I don't think you can attach the same definition to every person.

I imagine it's the same way you know so much about the left.

That Grambling band, though. Damn.
 
 

Dude's a vagina 

The real question is, why are you not!

You're dead body is found in a lifeboat floating aimlessly in space while your ship, piloted by Mr Christian, was wrecked on the planet Pitcairn. There is but one survivor of the mission to repopulate another planet. It stalls out when he has only one son and he decides he is gay.
 
Meanwhile MT finds a fabulous planet that has gorgeous sunsets for long walks on white sandy beaches, where every rain has a rainbow and they populate the planet with absolutely wonderful children and post their spiritual and intellectual growth on facebook to thousands of likes. The downside is the only sport is soccer.

Good riddance, f*ckstick.

Let me know when you're colonizing planets.

I love Sci-fi.
 
Can I bring tribbles?

He's a bit like an Atari 2600 console.  Outdated and irrelevant, but can occasionally be entertaining in small doses.

Come talk to me after they beat a team of Wagner College's caliber.

A huge win against the might (?) Savannah State Tigers.  65-13.
 
 
Apparently Empire Beauty School wasn't available to play the first game.  But hey!  We'll take the W! 
 
 
 
 
 

The last four years of USC football have been solid.

Big win vs. Wagner yesterday.
I anticipate great things this season.

Grambling not even putting up a fight.  Cal continuing their march toward the Meineke Car Car Bowl.