RallyMo

Anyway . . . good morning, dumbshits.
(That’s for all of you.)

Well, the good news is your preseason predictions usually completely backfire.
So look for Ohtani to get hurt and miss most of the year, with his future in doubt.
And we swoop in and get him at a discount.
Good shit.
Arte ends up looking like a genius, changes name to Smarty Moreno.

That should be a ban worthy offense. Please kick yourself in the nuts

And let’s be honest:  Whoever signs Ohtani is going to get 2 or 3 years of amazing results, a couple of years of great to good results and 5 years of “he can’t do both anymore” for $60 million/year.
He’s my favorite player (along with Trout) but he’s turning 29 this year.  How many more years can he do both?  Will he still be starting 30 games and hitting 35 bombs as a 38 year old?  I won’t say he can’t do it because if anyone can, he can.  But he’s already had Tommy John surgery and what he does puts a lot of stress on his body.  And we don’t know how he will age because this is unprecedented.  
Unless the team commits to “cap” level payroll or above for the duration of the extension, it probably won’t be worth it.  
It’s going to sting terribly to watch him do amazing things for a half decade with another team.  But ultimately I can deal with it if that money is allocated in a way that lets the Angels be a perennial contender and not a disappointment with another aging superstar.

I’m taking about this one, but we all knew that since I was assured when pressing the submit button that my post would be placed right after the one I was referencing.

I know we’ve talked about Severance here before, so I thought I’d share this really revealing video about it. Truly amazing.
 
 

If we could get Charlie Kaufman to write the script I would definitely watch this one

Not everyone. The doctors apparently aren’t.

Not everyone. The doctors apparently aren’t.

Does he get 8 retroactive Emmys?

I saw this earlier.  He essentially tried to tell all the dipshit, bleeding hearts that they were being played.  
I sometimes think that dudes like Gascon are right wing, deep plants.  
Because let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for trannies and extreme political correctness would the republicans ever win another election outside the south or Utah?  But throw in these lunatics and it levels the playing field.  It’s either an example of absolute political brilliance on the part of the right, or (more likely) an example of how fucking inept and retarded the left is.  
To throw away potential society changers like universal health care, environmental protections, upgrades to national infrastructure, social security, more affordable education and others so a child molester or a trannie don’t potentially get their feelings hurt is absolute insanity.

This one goes to 11

Guys, @Jay responded in another thread:
 
 

I am interested. Will you please buy one for me and send it FedEx?

I am interested. Will you please buy one for me and send it FedEx?

Gun manufacturers love this kind of stuff.

This is going well, guys.

Gun manufacturers love this kind of stuff.

Gun manufacturers love this kind of stuff.

HBO:  Banshees of Inisherin  One of those Oscar contenders.  It just seemed like a very Irish movie.  Not really sure how you describe it, without giving it away, but it's a very simple movie.  All of the cast was pretty spectacular in it.  I can see why it's nominated, since it's a very Oscar's type movie.  

I can’t imagine any possible way for them to make an “Up” attraction that isn’t either a complete downer or not-faithful to the themes of the film. It just doesn’t seem like a concept that would give birth to the emotions most people want to feel and Disney wants to provide in their parks.
It is, however, a beautiful film with what is arguably the best opening 10 minutes of any movie thus far this century.