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lol....is there a clip so I can see the rest, particularly when she points down to Miami.

Wish twitter could download them an explosive device for their phones. 

Was it Lindsey Graham or Mitch McConnell that snorted the meth off that guys rump, I forget. Speaking of which, what great running mates these two would make. 
 
Still will be tough to beat Cruz and Rubio who will keep their last names to get some of the Dems hijacked Hispanic vote. Once they win and start deporting all the illegals they will change their names to Cannoli and Rigatoni.  Get outta heee

Your math seems to be correct, however, if you consider I still wear my Scorpions T with a jeans jacket and jelly shoes, maybe I never left the 80's, therefore, my math works. 

Now that the early days of Tiger are over, even though some people never liked him, I don't care if there is another dominant player.  I like these guys coming out of nowhere and making a run.  Not long ago you would have a no name lead after the first round, then they would fade.  Guys are hanging in longer now.  

Lol, love it. In today's news Dick Trickle skidded off the track into a corn field clearing enough space for the JV team to hold tryouts. 

Ted is actually short for demented. 
 
 
lol @ master debater.  You know he never got laid in college

Is he part of the new Dancing With The Stars lineup?

oh ya, that wasn't me.  I get one of those 4 hour boners, the neighborhood is seeing it. 

oh ya, that wasn't me.  I get one of those 4 hour boners, the neighborhood is seeing it. 

I honestly misread your post. Haha!
 
And this was right after I told Kurt he was the king of incoherent rambling.

Is he part of the new Dancing With The Stars lineup?

Is he part of the new Dancing With The Stars lineup?

Is he part of the new Dancing With The Stars lineup?

Is he part of the new Dancing With The Stars lineup?

Thanks arch, that was good. Part of my sarcastic posts is hoping these guys get together with us and go F this shit up, not occupation style but IN N Out. Yes another will follow, then another....but instead of the end, they help starting to police their own shit. The West didn't destroy these people.  Their leaders sat back and let this carry on when in reality they love all our fat asses money buying their oil. 
 
Imagine living there if there is nothing to hate. I know if I had to play 7300 yards of a sand trap I would want to kill someone too. 

There goes Glen, blaming Bush again.  We were attacked on our soil and Bush led us with God and Country on his side to put a murderous dictator with WMD's stockpiled down.  
 
Obama, on the other hand, a known Muslim, is at fault for leaving Iraq early. Bush knows how an Islamic state should be run, Obama and the libs have no clue. We can't go fight them because Obama would be getting our troops killed in a country we don't belong in. At least that is what FOX will say if Congress ok's military action.   

Always like your style gb.  Yup my ball is usually callaway and I put a + over the number. I go see someone hit a ball and only find one with Al Rajhi on it, shit is flying. 

I think I already put the disclaimer in at the end there. 

Well, it is MSNBC.  
 
Which is Fox News spelled backwards. 

My score is usually what I tell the bitches I am playing with it is.  I will rip my shirt off and fight you in the parking lot. 
 
82 was my last and think at my age now I am topping off around there. Some stupidity always happens and I can't get under 80 anymore. I was playing with these guys for a while on the whites and my handicap went up.  Moved back to blue and it is getting lower. 

If I were the head of ISIS I would have them take over Dubai for me.  Then just have a good time. 

More apocalyptic doom from fan.  I am just getting over ebola and now this. 

More apocalyptic doom from fan.  I am just getting over ebola and now this. 

Biden needs to be right next to Connery on celebrity jeopardy.