Ender

2 minutes ago, Inside Pitch said:

Sure they are down 2 games to 1 but cancel the playoffs and give them the ring...

 

Well if that ain't the most stupid tweet I've read this month in the year of our lord 2022 I don't know what is. 

10 hours ago, ukyah said:

you guys see this?

smart, real smart.

what could go wrong?

What's he supposed to say though? 

"Hell yeah guys! The Astros are likely going to come in here and eliminate us. Come on out to the game guys!"

48 minutes ago, Taylor said:

If it weren't for the Mariners every Division Series would be interesting and unpredictable.

I think you mean if it weren't for the Astros.

They are easily the best AL team and have been all year long. The Yankees were pretty carried by a monster season from Judge. The Astros are just fucking well rounded. 

The Mariners have been in both games and they've been competitive games. Would I have liked different outcomes? Of course. But that's baseball.

I don't see Cleveland or NY giving the Astros much of a problem.

It'd be absolutely amazing if the Padres could knock the Dodgers out. 

3 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Yordan is incredible

He really is. I hate him. 

Astros are just a better team. At least the Mariners have hung with them and made the games competitive.

The depth to the Houston lineup is just ridiculous.

I hate them so much.

At least I have memes to cheer me up.

https://twitter.com/SavageDipoto/status/1579985895343607808?s=20&t=myVWenZ7MTY3psXFh6k6Fw

I absolutely want to die.

Scott Servais is a fucking moron. I've always said it. Never could manage a bullpen.

Such a momentum change that we're gonna get swept now. Oh well. What's new?

7 minutes ago, daygloman said:

Those people aren't on that team anymore.

Haven't been for years now.

Altuve. Guriel. Bregman. Various pitchers. Verlander.

I understand your loathing for Dipoto but we're talking about a bunch of arrogant fucking cheaters who got off scott free punishment wise in the Astros.

I want to watch their stadium burn.

I don't give a shit who beats them as long as someone does ... And currently it may as well be us.

Fuck the Astros.

Oof and the Mets failed to buy a ring. Swing and a miss! 

What a fucking collapse. 

57 minutes ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

Gotta love a fan of a team with no trophies bashing someone who won a world series.  Go back to kindergarten, Billy Bob Madison.

I'm bashing you? Lol what?

Anyway. Yes fuck Canada. The Canadians just look down on all of us "poor Americans".

3 minutes ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

I hate both equally now.  At least Toronto doesn't have Jesse Stinker.

Neither do we. He's not on the postseason roster.

30 minutes ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

2002 Angels had classless bums?

Gotta love still being angry about a ball going near Trout's head ... And then a retailatory fight that sent the mariners off on a 14 game win streak.

I love it. Fuck Toronto. Now onto the dreaded Astros.

You guys can't seriously hate the Mariners more than the Astros.

2 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Cal Raleigh just hit a walkoff homer to clinch the Mariners a playoff spot

It's just the wild card and we'll prolly get bounced, but this is the happiest I've been in 21 years ..... 

Judge is going to cost SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much money. Wrong side of 30. 

That said ... it's not my money and I'd be ok with the Mariners signing him, but we just have so many other holes to fill that he's not realistic for us.

I don't see him being realistic for the Angels either. 

File him in the "nice to have" category.

Yeah I straight up didn't have a good time today. 

9 hours ago, Docwaukee said:

how's your blood pressure BTW?  

I've already hit the "Acceptance" phase of not making the playoffs. 

28 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

It's a marketing gimmick for the movie Smile. There were people at multiple ballparks tonight doing this. 

Jesus christ if someone just had no idea what the fuck was going on, like me, that's sketchy as fuck. 

Just now, jsnpritchett said:

It's a gaming night at the ballpark:

 

Oh ok that makes more sense. But I still think the Rangers are dumb. 

Wtf is that stupid Rangers line-up graphic? I mean I know it's Call of Duty, but god the Rangers are dumb. 

2 minutes ago, eligrba4ever said:

I actually "tuned out" to this at 5-0 and caught up with the prequel version of the prototype Red Wedding.

Decent show.

52 minutes ago, daygloman said:

For YOUR sake, I hope you're watching!

I've seen most of it but you still spanked our asses this series.

5 minutes ago, TroutField said:

I’d love to watch my team be 4 games up for a playoff spot with 17 games to go. 
 

you haven’t been to the playoffs since ‘01 and you’re not watching your team when they are finally going to do it 21 years later? Interesting take 

I mean .... I'll also be driving home from work at this time?