I like this one (It would make a great logo):
"A girl that has very low morals that looks like a dumpster fire that will pretty much fuck anyone with no regrets"
Hey ray wanna go to the bar tonight and pick up some trash pandas
Cutch and Benintendi have nearly identical offensive production this year. And Benintendi plays in Fenway. This is a great move for the Yanks and Cutch.