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Sounds like an Angels player's injury diagnosis.

Sounds like an Angels player's injury diagnosis.

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Validation!!

How's that working out for him? 

@cals is a blood-sucking, bottom feeding attorney.  So all he can see is through the prism of the judicial system.  As the saying goes, if you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
But what Spanky, Alfalfa and the rest of the boys here fail to grasp is that there are certain minimum societal standards that major league baseball players probably need to adhere to - regardless of criminality - to keep their jobs.  A few examples:
Let's say that every other word out of Bauer's mouth was the N-word.  N-word, N-word, N-word.  Every black player in the majors, he used that word in describing them.  Not against the law, I don't believe.  He would be gone from major league baseball in an instant.
Let's say that on the day Bauer pitched, he refused to use the bathroom.  He takes the mound with piss on the front and skid marks (or worse) in the back. Not against the law, I don't believe. He would be gone from major league baseball soon.
Let's say that after every time Bauer faced the press, he started with a 60 second statement about how the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting was a giant hoax. Nobody died. And that the kids were actors.  Nothing against the law in believing that.  Hell, conspiracy theories are now the United States' third largest export.  In fact, THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THIS VERY MESSAGE BOARD who perpetuated a dumbass conspiracy theory that the the 2020 election was stolen from Trump.  Bauer would be gone from the major league roster very soon after spouting his Sandy Hook theories.
 
People who run a billion dollar business may very well decide that it's a very bad look for one of the faces of your sport to pick up internet randos and beat the shit out of them to get off sexually.  So don't just look at it from just the court system viewpoint.
 

Gotta be honest, I am not familiar with her.  Rowr..
 

I would love to bang that.  Or, in Trevor Bauer terminology, I would love to choke her out with her own hair, smack her when she is unconscious, and gouge her gums with my fingernails.

Especially if she has those gross knees.

According to that famous Fark.com fake screenshot, the woman in question is Canadian actress Estella Warren.  You make the call:

According to that famous Fark.com fake screenshot, the woman in question is Canadian actress Estella Warren.  You make the call:

Especially if she has those gross knees.

Especially if she has those gross knees.

Cals will hire him as clerical assistant.

The Angelswin He-Man Woman Haters Club may not understand it, but this dinglewad isn't pitching again in 2021.

The Angelswin He-Man Woman Haters Club may not understand it, but this dinglewad isn't pitching again in 2021.

The Angelswin He-Man Woman Haters Club may not understand it, but this dinglewad isn't pitching again in 2021.

You're doing yeoman's work here, @Stradling.
It'll fall on mostly deaf ears here, because, well, fuck 'em. They knew what they were getting into. 
If you can legally get away with not doing well for their employees, then by-god, why not?

The Angelswin He-Man Woman Haters Club may not understand it, but this dinglewad isn't pitching again in 2021.

The Angelswin He-Man Woman Haters Club may not understand it, but this dinglewad isn't pitching again in 2021.

In his defense, we need to see this chicks knees.

You're doing yeoman's work here, @Stradling.
It'll fall on mostly deaf ears here, because, well, fuck 'em. They knew what they were getting into. 
If you can legally get away with not doing well for their employees, then by-god, why not?

You're doing yeoman's work here, @Stradling.
It'll fall on mostly deaf ears here, because, well, fuck 'em. They knew what they were getting into. 
If you can legally get away with not doing well for their employees, then by-god, why not?

That reads as Baseball knowing how to get to many minor league affiliates.  A road map, if you will.
#grammarcounts

That reads as Baseball knowing how to get to many minor league affiliates.  A road map, if you will.
#grammarcounts

That reads as Baseball knowing how to get to many minor league affiliates.  A road map, if you will.
#grammarcounts