Spencer

Maya Angelou quotes are the worst

It's on you now to follow through. You want this job? Go get it. Call whatever number you have, explain your situation succinctly and in a professional tone. A company isn't going to go through the whole dog and pony show just to reject you. If they are worried about your employment history, put the conversation to rest with a clear explanation. You have nothing to lose at this point. If they weren't thinking of hiring you, they would have told you to f*ck off by now.

The pussification of America marches on

The Thamesmen became Spinal Tap

Transplants

That picture-quote is great! Is everybody out to get you? Is your child a perfect little angel, but his teachers have it out for him? Three or more times divorced? Hang in there sweetie! Forgive these assholes for they know not what they do. An evil flying spaghetti monster controls their thoughts and actions!

Leeroy you are just stupid as hell

Borax I brought back some big boro-silicate crystals from a mine I visted near (where else?) Boron. I buried some of it near an old gross lemon tree on a neighbor's property in college. Tree was dead within a couple months. Geology is sweet

Tagging #nofilter when posting a photo. What does this mean and why the hell does it matter? EVERY outdoor photo has this hashtag

Freese doing Freese things

Jaxon

Holy hell, she sounds like a younger, dumber, more useless version of Peyts' mom! Please continue updating us. Constantly

That's right. So your rotation sucks, and the best case is you tie the Cards for the division, then you play a 1-game playoff, then maybe you play in the WC game. Pirates don't have the depth for any of that. Dumb.

Why did Pittsburgh potch Cole on Sunday? Weren't they already eliminated from the division by then? Their rotation is pretty weak, and Volquez is awful. Don't care what he's done this season, the Giants have faced him a million times in the past and have hit well.

I could never get into BSG. Every time the president lady would come on screen, all I could think about was Dances With Wolves.

From peace corps chick It's October 1st, 6 months at site & still having the same frustrations as day one here. How many disappointments, promises broken, excuses made must I endure? Much like those of A's fans, I relish your tears

They should be

I'm over it. I don't want to sit in the view level or the far away seats under the overhang (200-205, 230-235) ,and I don't want to spend $100 a ticket. Womp Womp Seems like there were a ton more field seats when the DS tix went on sale.

I don't give a shit about you or your name.

Humans of New York comments sections: The ultimate online housewife circle jerk

They said you was hung! And they was right

If you don't have a clear concise statement or opinion to make, you probably shouldn't post to social media. Cryptic descriptions of crap going on in your life do not need to be shared.

haha, what the f*ck does that MEAN?

don't like to wake up in the morning but they have to so they do eeeeet real slowly