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Or Skaggs. Or Heaney.

Absolutely zero chance this team scores 8 runs

I think he's bad, but the sad thing is, I'm not really sure who in the system would be better.

Trade Weaver to the Cubs for Arrieta and Bryant

Let's not. The pen doesn't need someone who gives up a ton of homeruns

Ah, I see Shoemaker decided to delay giving back those runs by an inning...

Or those abandoned animal ads with Sarah Mclaughlin singing in the background...

How many does Shoemaker give back here?

Hey now, stop it with your positivity. We're Angels fans dammit. We want to wallow even when something good happens.

That photo should be banned from this site.
 
The pubes on his chin make me wanna yak.

I remember the last time Dipoto acquired an innings eater

THANK YOU POO!

Yea it sucks when he hits home runs, so make sure you don't enjoy it.

Yep

Pujols with his obligatory once-a-week HR that will make people think he's going to break out of his slump.

4 runs is too much for this offense so I say leave Shoe in until he reaches the 100 pitch mark and save the pen

Shoemaker needs some AAA time to work on getting the ball down. Way too many HR's.
I'm down with replacing hime with Nate Smith.

Was just about to say, "we'll we're good for about 2 or 3 runs today so there's still a chance"
 
Oops

So we're back to leadoff man open tryouts.  This is not such a bad thing.

He's gonna pick his entire bullpen

she was probably infinitely better at preventing inherited runners from scoring. 

they got rest over the AS break last year and then they couldn't hit the ball for 3 weeks. 

His walk up song scares the white folks a bit too much..

she was probably infinitely better at preventing inherited runners from scoring. 

Anyone remember Joycelyn Pierce? She was the original host, and had the personality of Fernando Salas.