Don

This reminds me of watching Jamie Moyer on a good day. Like he’s getting dudes out, and it’s not even cool, just frustrating.

Yeah, it’s gonna be awesome hearing about all the dudes with communications degrees getting 6 or 7 figures thrown their way for “environmental impact consulting services” and whatnot. Also wouldn’t be shocked to find a few effectively fake companies in there, or real companies that have just been getting paid to do nothing (or nothing that takes any real resources) for a couple decades now. This thing has always been nothing more than a slush fund for bureaucratic corruption. At least that’s the best-case/most palatable scenario in my mind; the only other possible conclusion being that all the major players involved in this project are just horrendously and consistently incompetent.

I'm really looking forward to the day that the Adam McKay movie about this scam comes out.

Yes.

He's their Heaney. It's weird because I was looking at his BR page, and the traditional numbers kinda suggest he's worth a flyer... then you start looking at the WHIP and the BB/9. Gonna say no until he proves he can throw strikes without getting demolished in AAA.

Love you too @Lou

Really looking forward to this one. A new David Simon show about Baltimore crime stuff? Just take my money.

I don't hate that. I think this is our best lineup at the moment. Great L/R balance 1-6, then awesome speed 7-3, and decent to good power everywhere 1-7. Marsh Trout Ohtani Rendon Walsh Stassi Adell Duffy Wade

I think he meant that in relation to his average. Once the BABIP drops, so will the OBP. 1 BB on the year so far... Small sample size though. Probably better to come back to this in a month or so.

This is not a good crew.

This announcing situation is a shit show of the highest order.

Great job by Stassi there.

Great interview with Bobby V here. Learning a lot.

Thought you weren’t a channel guy.

Welcome to the shit rodeo.

Fuck me, that was tagged.

Welcome to the shit show.

Don’t @ me

Yeah, if you’re that far down the roster basic defense and fundamentals are kinda prereq for keeping your job. Him and Velasquez need to be gone yesterday.

Beginning to think the umps just hate this new system and are just like, “fuck it, we ain’t changing shit”

I’ll take it.

Turner’s gonna cost something like 7/220-230. Heck, that might be low.

Ste-fan-ic… Ste-fan-ic

Sweet, just a hangover.

Well, the velo is definitely there.