Only old timers (like me) will remember Jay Johnstone. He was an OF for the Angels and a few other teams. When he was a Dodger, he showed up for a urine test and offered his sample. It came up with some discoloration, so he came back with a sample filled with apple juice and said, "Try this."
I met him (I think in 1970) in a bar in Anaheim. He was with Jim Fregosi. I asked him what he was going to do after he retired and he said, "I'll write a book called, "The bases were loaded and so was I." It was the first time I'd heard that line. Subsequently, a book has been written by that same name. I haven't read it to see it there is attribution to Johnstone. But he was a real baseball character. Once as a Dodger, he and Jerry Reuss donned maintenance uni's and posed as the team who dragged the infield after the 5th inning. Lasorda was furious when he looked up and saw the two of them. Once in the Dodger dugout, he bought a hot dog from a vendor and ate it in the dugout.
Very colorful guy.