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  1. arch stanton
    I play spider solitaire on my iphone while I'm sitting on the toilet. I guess fantasy baseball is as close as I come to playing a game on the computer.
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    I know enough to ask for the absolute minimum coverage the law allows me to carry.
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    Angels.
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    If there are 3 lanes and you're not passing then you don't belong in the left lane. If you insist on driving in the right lane at least have the courtesy to leave enough room for cars entering and exiting to get in and out. St. Louis freeway drivers have a twisted love affair with the right lane and the bumper of the car in front of them. I-95 is a disaster from Baltimore all the way past Boston.
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    I was rooting for Father Guido Sarducci. He must be a cardinal by now.
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    Did you pull this off the Lockheed website? They won't scrap either program but I can see them cutting way back on the orders. We don't have an enemy that can come close to matching our air power right now.. As much as I love airplanes that shoot down other airplanes, this is the place to save huge cash over the next 25 years.
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    My band will be named Hot Snow. We must now choose our category. The Cold. The Poor. The Lonely. The Homosexual.
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    special. Unless you're describing the Olympics in which you compete, I don't want to know how "special" it is.
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    Because his printer was broke. Duh
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    If they ever catch the shooter, child killers don't survive long in prisons.
  11. arch stanton
    It'll be back. And even without the military assistance you need the degree. Add the degree to the right military specialty and you'll always find work. And never let your security clearance lapse.
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    Tell it to my wife. I'll carry this dirty, beat up iphone 4 until it crumbles between my fingers.
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    Dykstra was a teammate of mine on the 1975 East Garden Grove Mustangs of the Junior All American Football League. He was an excellent athlete and probably the most intense preteen kid I've ever encountered. As I followed his career I always assumed he would flame out. No way he would fade quietly into retirement. Among all these guys the overriding theme is trusting someone else to care as much about your money and future as you do. Always a bad idea.
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    I though we were encouraging students to learn a trade.
  15. arch stanton
    Mock science at your own peril.
  16. arch stanton
    Another victory against fascist scumbag dictators. Mayor Bloomberg should kindly go f himself. 16 ounces at a time.
  17. arch stanton
    This is scientific fact. It's the combination of the closed room and the Asian fans which oscillate counterclockwise as opposed to the clockwise motion used in our hemisphere.This creates a subsonic hum and left to right airflow through the nasal passages which is well known to have many negative health consequences.The end result is cerebral separation and a total loss of the brain's ability to sustain life functions.
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    Very bold proclamation regarding one billion people.
  19. arch stanton
    The principal could have just explained to the boy that although the cupcakes were very nice, the army men would be removed before they were served because of the no gun policy. He can retrieve them from the office on the way out. Everything doesn't have to become a political fight.
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    It was later discovered that the pigs had been part of an experiment to test the feasibility of replacing factory workers with pigs. While the quality of the products produced improved dramatically, it was not enough to offset the increased cost of employing 900 pigs instead of 2,000 Chinese workers. They were then disposed of in the same manner as workers who ask for pay raises or improved working conditions.
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    Tonight is space travel night. 2001:A Space Odyssey and Silent Running This is the Saturday night life of a field rep thousands of miles from his family.
  22. arch stanton
    I was a big fan of Metallica in my youth. Ride The Lightning and Master Of Puppets were always in my CD player. But they haven't put out a decent album since GHW Bush was president. That should be enough to get me prebanned.
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    That's tougher because they're unionized. And it's not as much fun as ruining a 9 year old's birthday.
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    I'm an old fart so obviously I prefer the first 3. My biggest beef about the next 3 was casting a dull pretty boy as Anakin.
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    Principal Wright is now attempting to outline her newest plan to ban students from bringing their penis onto school grounds.
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