When talking about the first amendment, it is crucial that one be familiar with the first five words of it to keep oneself from looking like a dumbass.
"Congress shall make no law"
Dodgers lose an elimination game at home because of Kendrick's grand slam. Yankees get walked-off (walk-offed?) and eliminated on an Altuve HR after tying the game in the top of the ninth.
This is beautiful.
Padres might be managed by Jayce Tingler. What a time to be alive.
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/10/padres-managerial-search-down-to-ron-washington-or-jayce-tingler.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/10/pirates-to-interview-stubby-clapp.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
Stubby Clapp.
I've never rooted harder for somebody to get a job based on their name alone, than I am for Stubby Clapp.
Yeah, I'm guessing he'll get at least $20m/year. A lot of deep-pocket teams are looking for starting pitching, and Wheeler is gonna be everyone's choice after Cole and Strassburg if he opts out.