the dude abides

I heard Baltimore can be quite a fun town, if you have the right guide.

Miss Hester Mofet disagrees.

How can anyone tell? It's Baltimore.

Made a wrong turn one time trying to get from Dulles to Lansdowne, Va. and ended up in Baltimore.

I don't recommend.

Oh, that's an intelligent response there.

Do you oppose assbirths?

Personally, I'd really like to know Hillary's (as well as the other candidates) stance on the matter.

I'm not going to comment on the side discussion but man it's good to see dude back.

Word! Good to be back.

No. I was inspired by Audi Driver.

So essentially you are advocating imposing a fee to exercise rights? What could go wrong?

Yes.

Sarcasm?

Nope.

Tax churches and let them say whatever they choose politically.

damn, i have the exact same story. Mom would roll her eyes and become a food snob, dad would be like "you could eat anywhere, and you want sizzler?" But for a kid the all you can eat shrimp was the coolest thing in the world.

Plus the white bread they toasted with garlic salt and pretended it was classy

Anyone remember the all you can eat ribs commercials with the dad and kid in the yellow slickers?

Ha! I do remember that commercial.

Sizzler was great. When I worked in the 909 I used to frequent the one in Norco.

Between Wells and Hamilton, Arte will have paid upwards of $100MM for these two to not play for us.

The moment we've all been waiting for......CJ Wilson's thoughts

Good ol' Corn Jole. Always with a sound bite.

Big bump Friday!!

No Malibu Chicken fans?

Loved it.

I used to custom order Malibu Chicken and all-you-can-eat shrimp.

I was fancy like that.

I don't think so.

I'll bet you a plate of crawfish

Bump.

a day later and this post still baffles me.

Troutbaseball has neither the time nor the inclination to explain himself to a man who reads the post he provided, and then questions the manner in which he provided it.  He would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way.  Otherwise, he'd suggest you pick up your keyboard and create a post. Either way, he doesn't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

He'll walk like Ray Ray.

Good call, dickhead.

Could never get into Copenhagen straight. If I had to guess what rhino dick tasted like, that would be it.

Wintergreen was my shit though.

 

I would also dip the fruity pussy Skoal flavors.

Actually, rhino dick tastes much better than Copenhagen. Don't ask how I know this.

TDA returns!!!!

Greetings MT!

I think the people talking about marketing to kids are just trolling and can't be serious.

 

Things like the candy cigarettes from the 80s/90s are marketing to kids, different flavors than rhino dick is not marketing to kids.

literal lol @ "rhino dick".

About 5-6 years ago I quit dipping.  During the first few months I was stuffing my face with any fake dip I could find.  Problem was, they were all way too sweet.  I was used to the vile taste of Copenhagen and Kodiak in my mouth for 2 decades, so "Cinnamon Cake" wasn't going to cut it.  I finally found a rancid tasting brand that did the trick.  Had they marketed it as "rhino dick" or "dried dog shit", I probably would have picked some up immediately.

Apologies for the interruption... Carry on.

Isn't this part of the problem?  Losers like this get a free pass from some people for years/decades because of a swing he made.

He's like our very own Jim Leyritz.

Jered Weaver can't even start the Deloreon anymore

Awesome.

I may just turn off this dung heap of a game and watch that movie instead.

Nice inning.

I think Texas is accurately ranked @ 41 based on the abundance of raised trucks and assault weapons.

I like apples.

He'll walk, and his cohort (accomplice) won't be disciplined at all.

Gotta love the thin blue line!