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A 1980s era Harley.

Santiago pitching like he has to pitch a perfect game just to have a chance to win.

Because it's true.

The two players would have identical OPS.  The acronym literally stands for OBP (on base percentage) Plus Slugging (percentage).

They'd both be .850

As far as who's better, they'd be similar but not necessarilly exactly equal, other things could be considered (what do the rest of the team look like - if you got a lot of sluggers, maybe you'd rather have this guy be an on-base guy).  OPS is a good stat, but it's a quick-and-dirty method of comparing players only.  Don't get obsessed by an 0.003 difference between a couple players as being definitive proof of who's better.

kinda takes some of the fun out of watching/rooting for the team when half the lineup is a platoon of has-been mercenaries that will be gone next year.

Your lips to Arte's ears.

At least Gillaspie is a major league quality player now.  Even if he should be a bench player, that's better than someone who should be in the low minors if not for Rule 5.

Either Gillaspie is injured, or Sosh has gone full retard.  

We haven't had someone have a career ending injury slicing turkey for a while, so I'll go with that one.

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Not like the Angels are strangers to paying a left fielder to go fail for some other team...

Murphy suc.... oh!

He tried it a few games ago. Johnny Damon might have a better arm.

The real question is, does Weave?

troll thread is full of trolls.

The Three Headed Monster of Suck.

 

Victomursus! Sounds like a sexually transmitted disease

1000 milligrams of Azithromycin, they'll be fine.

Maybe.

"If I say I'm ready to go, what happens?"

"Well, we'll see if you'll clear waivers so we can outright you to Salt Lake."

"... ow, my back!"

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At least the game would be memorable for something then.  Although then again maybe it's better to just forget this game.

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They're a super-streak, super-streak, they're super streakay, now.

Cron sucks he has no place in the maj.... oh, he did what?  Oh.  

Chris Davis sure looks like a different hitter without his adderrall or whatever it was

I'm pretty sure he got an exemption after his suspension ended so that he could legally take it again.    There's never been any accusation I'm aware of that he was using it illegally, just didn't have MLB's permission - and now I believe he does have that as well.

But can he pitch?

If you hit like a pitcher, you just might also pitch like a hitter.  

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I can't stand the "reliability you can rely on" commercial. I want to punch that ugly bald dude in his gooey face.

I basically trust Big Tobacco more at this point than I do Comcast or TWC.  

Actually, let me take that back.  I trust North Korean media more than I do Comcast or TWC.

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