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Holy shit y'all finally went and did it. I'll miss seeing his corpse out there. Though he did seem to hit a lot of homeruns against the Ms.

I dunno who the fuck Means is but he was disgusting today.

No reason we can't be better. No one has really been hitting besides our top 3. Kyle lewis just came back. Kelenic is coming. Logan gilbert probably too. We've also had a tough schedule. but I've also been a Mariner fan long enough to know that yes we will most likely suck and finish 4th. I'd be more worried of the A's.

Literally every team should enjoy any other teams victories over the shitty fucking Astros. Cheating, racist, domestic violence supporting bastards.

I mean of course they know about manipulating service time, what GM doesn't? I was talking about the racist and other shit.

Mather is and was a cancer and I'm glad he's been cut away, by his own doing. Too bad it took this long. Don't kid yourself thinking that people like him aren't prevalent in the highest positions in most baseball orgs. Most are smart enough to not publicly make fools of themselves though. Real bad look on the Mariners, but I wouldn't blame Dipoto or Servais for any of this mess.

Even as a Mariner fan, this title really confused the hell out of me coming across it.

I'd imagine Bundy would get a pretty decent prospect in trade.

Trade market sucks being the short season it seems.

Good god keep that guy away from us.

True. They really really suck. That no hitter against them probably shouldn't have counted.

It's a true battle to the bottom!

I'm a Mariner fan.

In a meaningless season when we have no business competing?? Yep.

I hope you do sweep us. I would rather rise in the draft rankings!

Critical yikes.

Ya'll must be as bored as I am if you're posting The Onion articles and then end up yelling at each other.

I don't believe they really test for marijuana in the MLB. Minor Leagues yes definitely, but I don't think MLB cares.

It went back up since you posted this.

Hey you started this. Yes your win in 2002 was momentous, congratulations. We both suck ass this year. Also congratulations.

Good thing you guys have shown you can make it to the World Series with just one stellar player!

Kyle Lewis has consistently been one of our hardest hitters in the minor leagues. His home park is an EXTREME pitcher's park. Look at his minor league splits. .196/.282/.273/.555 at Home .319/.392/.504/.896 Elsewhere. Only thing that knocked him off the top prospect lists was a disgusting ACL injury. Throw someone who hits the ball hard into the MLB with it's juiced balls and boom. HR(108.9mph), HR(106.2mph), HR(105.6mph), 2B(105.6mph), 1B(104.6mph). Two of his three HR's broke up no-hitters against Trevor Bauer and Sonny Gray ... so he's hit some shots off legit pitchers so far. https://twitter.com/bahlahkaay/status/1172519049051295744 I'm excited for him ... after all he's been through. An outfield of Kyle Lewis, Jarred Kelenic and Julio Rodriguez in the future for the Mariners could potentially be amazing.

He's signed Julio Rodriguez and Noelvi Marte so far for us, so I can't complain.

That was a Facking bomb.

Certainly can't get much worse. Not that I've cared since May.