Ender

Yeah. I knew I was. I'm banned from Lookout Landing and the Mariners subreddit permanently because I've been deemed "too negative" about them. Bunch of apologists in those places but the tides turning on Dipoto.

Yeah. No problem. I've just come to accept we suck. Year in. Year out. I've been an M's fan my entire (39) year old life and it's just really old at this point. Each day is tougher to enjoy baseball following this team lol.

Told you. We fucking suck. I hope Servais and Dipoto get the boot soon cause of this 3-8 homestand.

I hope this series is the final straw of Servais and Dipoto. Its the only Hopium I can huff.

If I was Servais I'd literally never pitch to him with anyone but probably Logan Gilbert.

Dave Sims is usually pretty impartial in his broadcasting. I think he speaks well of the opposition usually. I mean obviously biased for the Mariners a bit but still. He also says some pretty memeable things sometimes.

I told y'all we were the true "get ya right" team in the other thread. Y'all insisted you were.

I wish someone would put Scott Servais, Jerry Dipoto and Justin Upton in a rocket and fire them into the fucking sun.

I was mad, but whatever. I'm sure Robbie was gonna fall apart that inning anyway.

Yes?

Fuck Jerry.

I agree. We have Justin Upton in our lineup. Truly gruesome. We're so fucking bad.

No no no. We're the slump busters. Look how fucking hard we propelled Boston.

No we won't. We fucking suck and are too injured. We field lineups with Abraham Toro, Sam Haggerty, Dylan Moore, Luis Torrens on the regular. Not to mention Frazier sucks and Jesse Winker has just completely fallen off a god damn cliff.

Ok? I was saying he's not good cause he came from the Mariners organization last and I saw it in person, you dumbass.

He's not.

When they came to Seattle I was shocked at their record after seeing their line-up and what they were able to do.

You got the Jeff Passan kiss of death.

Holy shit. Any word on Suzuki? Just saw the replay. Hope he's alright. Grain of salt, but my girl is a nurse and thinks he got hit right in the carotid sinus which led to a surge of blood ... brain overcorrects and plummets the blood pressure hence the pass out.

Damn. Fantastic job by Detmers.

Yeah. He oozes an Alex Bregman type personality. And fuck Alex Bregman.

I think baseball is indeed hard. Dead balls. Young players. Julio is heating up though .... I can't speak for the others as I don't watch them. https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/julio-rodriguez-677594?stats=statcast-r-hitting-mlb When Julio hits the ball ... he hits the shit out of it ... exit velocity wise. Kelenic on the other hand. He's an absolute joke and a bust. I hate him and my negativity about him got me banned from the Mariners subreddit lol.

To be fair Nestor Cortes was ass cheeks for us and didn't show anything like this.

The Mariners have turned back into a pumpkin. It's up to you guys to keep the Astros off the AL West throne. At least George Kirby pitches tomorrow .....

Good for her but taking hitting tips from her is like taking hitting tips from Jarred Kelenic. Just not worth it.